Post by sarolium on Nov 2, 2006 9:53:57 GMT
It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.
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"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she
needs all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this"
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After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.
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News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long" she said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped"
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Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over".
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Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present> that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but it was just a stocking-filler.
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Finally new song lyrics by Sir Paul McCartney: I lay upon a grassy
bank, my hands were all a quiver, I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river.
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These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now Heather has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.
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I saw Heather at the bus stop the other day, I said "how are you
getting on ?"
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"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she
needs all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this"
>
After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.
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News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long" she said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped"
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Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over".
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Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present> that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but it was just a stocking-filler.
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Finally new song lyrics by Sir Paul McCartney: I lay upon a grassy
bank, my hands were all a quiver, I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river.
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These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now Heather has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.
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I saw Heather at the bus stop the other day, I said "how are you
getting on ?"
That last one is fecking ace!
