Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Dec 10, 2006 16:29:51 GMT
"Ere Marr"
"Whovv yer gorrt there, Neek?"
"A cappa tea four yar"
"ooh, ah say."
"Wossap Marr? Gawden B'net, I'm not going ter poison yer, am I?"
"Well, yerr tried before Nick... oh..."
"Yerr never let that drop do yer Marr? I told yer, I'm not like that anymore... I'm different narr. That's all behind me..."
"Oh Neek, I wanna believe yer, really I do..."
"Trust me Marr... I wunt hurt yer for the world"
"Okay then Neek, I will. Yer a good boy ter yer marm. Oh. There's no sugar in this Nick!"
"Bleedin' hell Marr, sugar's bayd for yer, don't yer know that?"
"Oh Neek! Yer are trying to look after me aren't yer? Yer a good boy really!"
"Told yer dinn-aye? By the way, can yer lend me some money..."
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"'ere Ma... I can't wait for the Carol Singers coming round... I'm going to pretend not to be in and not give 'em any money! Remember Halloween? I sat in the back room in the dark and pretended to be out di'nt I? Ate all them sweets meself! Blimey, I'm a bad lad!"
"Ooh Nick yer still a wrong 'un... but I fink you've lost yer touch!"
"Leave it out Ma... I'm just warming up! Wait 'til tomorrow... I'm planning on going to Tesco, filling the trolley with stuff, then leaving it in the aisle and going home!"
"Ooh I say! I orffen wondered who did that!"
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"Right Ma... I've had a wash and been to the toilet, and tidied me room I'm off out now!"
"Ooh Neek! Where are you gawwin' don't get into any more trabble!"
"I told ya... I'm goin' to Tesco... I was goin' to do that fing wiv leaving the trolley but nah... I'm only gawwin' for some more bog roll, ain't I? That cheap stuff you got's givvin' me a rash. By the way Ma... do we need any more eggs or milk?"
"Ooh I say! You've changed Nick... you never used to be like this... helpful, and considerate... I'm worried about you!"
"Bleedin' hell Ma! Don't panic - I'm not going to pay for any of it! I'm ganna do the 'five fingered discount' ain't I?"
"Thank Gawd for that! Oooh Neek! Yer still my boy arfter awl!"
