xeslydic jokes!

[quagmire]

Did you here about the dyslexic driver who came to a T junction and did a U turn?

And the dyslexic man found dead?
He choked on his own vimto!

There was a scandal in Glasgow last week!! Police were called to a dyslexic rave and discovered that everyone was taking F's – there were even a few guys injecting herons.

How do you make a dyslexic go insane? Give her a bowl of alphabet spaghetti!

How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb? 103
1 to screw in the bulb and 102 to read the instructions.

Did you here about the dyslexic who entered a spelling competition?
He came SALT.

What do the letters AND stand for?
National Dyslexic Association

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a dyslexic redmioew erisdjo erhidf rwe!

[Stan Butler]

;D Cruel!..... But funny, especially the light bulb one!

[Lieutenant Columbo]

Here... I'll tell the RSPAC about the Heron one though - ye bad lad!

;D

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[Mr Levity]

Got bored and decided to read some old posts. Found this thread and it reminded me of this.............


They say that I'm dyslexic,
I've just about had enough,
Who cares if I'm dyslexic,
I don't give a kcuf.


Or...................

Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac dyslexic ?

He sat up all night wondering if there was a dog.


Or............

Too much w*nking makes you dexlisyc.


Or.............. (last one, I promise !)

Did you hear about the dyslexic bank robber who walked in to a bank and said " Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a f*ck up !"