Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jan 7, 2007 19:15:31 GMT
The 'Floating Aquarium' joke - corny as fook.
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Go on then, I will!
;D
So God sez to Noah "Yup... I want yer to build another ark... sort of a 'director's cut' type of thing going on - just have it full of fish though."
"Fish?" says Noah, for verily the good Lord had given him ears and he heard what was said.
"Yus" said God in the style of Arthur English, "And specific ones - they has to be them there Carp."
"Oh" said Noah uttering his favourite vowel.
"Yup" said God, now in the style of Hank of of 'King Of The Hill' "All in tanks and filtered and all that cack... and I want FIVE FLOORS - ye know, a floating fishie hotel"
"You almighty!" said Noah, inventing blasphemy - "Why five floors?"
"Ahem" said the Lord about to giveth the crappy punchline... "then it will be a multi-storey Carp Ark!"
High thenk yew!
N.
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Go on then, I will!
;D
So God sez to Noah "Yup... I want yer to build another ark... sort of a 'director's cut' type of thing going on - just have it full of fish though."
"Fish?" says Noah, for verily the good Lord had given him ears and he heard what was said.
"Yus" said God in the style of Arthur English, "And specific ones - they has to be them there Carp."
"Oh" said Noah uttering his favourite vowel.
"Yup" said God, now in the style of Hank of of 'King Of The Hill' "All in tanks and filtered and all that cack... and I want FIVE FLOORS - ye know, a floating fishie hotel"
"You almighty!" said Noah, inventing blasphemy - "Why five floors?"
"Ahem" said the Lord about to giveth the crappy punchline... "then it will be a multi-storey Carp Ark!"
High thenk yew!
N.