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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jan 12, 2007 10:11:19 GMT
And that is pronounced "Why-nd" NOT "Winn-d"!  Please let me know... I don't want to be wasting me time turning the little knob thingie if it's run on a battery! Ho ho - admit it, my low quality gag had you fooled! Here's another: An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into the pub. The Landlord says: "Is this some kind of a joke?" ;D Tata! N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Jan 17, 2007 22:22:11 GMT
Bad them! What type of watch did Norman Bates wear? Seiko! (yes, that was sh*te!)  |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jan 17, 2007 23:49:13 GMT
Oh I don't know I like that one!!!  ;D N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Jan 26, 2007 16:58:32 GMT
Alright.... A really bad one then...
What goes tick tock woof?
A watchdog!
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Post by Charlie Moonlight on Feb 1, 2007 12:12:06 GMT
It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotise each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. "Shit!" said the hypnotist.
It took three weeks to clean up the theatre!
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