Post by moriarty on Jan 12, 2007 23:58:25 GMT
How many Jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?
100. 1 to change the bulb, and 99 to sit around and say "I could do that if I practised."
How many Jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?
100. 1 to change the bulb, and 99 to sit around and say "I taught him how to do that."
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
JUST ONE!!!!!
How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Bill Gates just declares Darkness(TM) to be the new industry standard.
How does a blonde screw in a lightbulb?
She just holds the bulb up to the socket, and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lghtiblub?
How many DEC service engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
It depends how many spare burnt-out lightbulbs they brought with them.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one - but the lightbulb has got to really want to change.
How many surreallist artists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four. One to change the bulb, and three to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured power-tools.
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