Post by The Collector on Jan 13, 2007 13:21:31 GMT
Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hareplane.
Q: What is a bunny's motto?
A: "Don't be mad, be hoppy!"
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
Q: What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
A: Hip-Hop!
Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A: On their bunnymoon!
What do you call a bunch of bunnies running backwards?
Ans. A receding Hare line!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider?
Ans. a Hare net!
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano?
Ans. He was playing by ear!
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat?
He did'nt want to harm a Hare on his head!
Di you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny?
Ans. He got arrested for Battery (yikes)
Knock,knock. Who's there? Ether Ether who? Ether bunny.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Stella Stella who? Stella nother ether bunny.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin Justin who? Justin other Ether Bunny.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Samoa Samoa who? Samoa Ether Bunnies.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Beryl Beryl who? Beryl of ether bunnies.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey Dewey who? Dewey have to listen to any more ether bunny jokes?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Consumption. Consumption who? Consumption be done about all these ether bunnies?
One day a man was driving along when all of a sudden 'thud' 'splat' he hit a rabbit who had hopped out in front of him. He stopped the car to see if it was still alive but it was just a limp, lifeless creature in his hands.
A blond woman saw what happened as she was driving by, and pulled over to see if she could help. The man explained what happened and she said, "Dont worry I know just what to do". She runs back to her car and comes back with a spray can and proceeds to spritz the entire contents onto the rabbitt.
Suddenly the creature springs to it's feet and starts hopping down the road again. It goes about 50 feet turns and then waves it's paw at the two humans.....hops off again, goes 50 feet and waves......hops off, goes 50 feet and waves.
The bewildered man asks the blond what it was she sprayed onto the rabbit? She hands him the can which reads, "Restores life to limp, lifeless hair. Adds permanent wave."
A: By hareplane.
Q: What is a bunny's motto?
A: "Don't be mad, be hoppy!"
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
Q: What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
A: Hip-Hop!
Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A: On their bunnymoon!
What do you call a bunch of bunnies running backwards?
Ans. A receding Hare line!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider?
Ans. a Hare net!
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano?
Ans. He was playing by ear!
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat?
He did'nt want to harm a Hare on his head!
Di you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny?
Ans. He got arrested for Battery (yikes)
Knock,knock. Who's there? Ether Ether who? Ether bunny.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Stella Stella who? Stella nother ether bunny.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin Justin who? Justin other Ether Bunny.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Samoa Samoa who? Samoa Ether Bunnies.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Beryl Beryl who? Beryl of ether bunnies.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey Dewey who? Dewey have to listen to any more ether bunny jokes?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Consumption. Consumption who? Consumption be done about all these ether bunnies?
One day a man was driving along when all of a sudden 'thud' 'splat' he hit a rabbit who had hopped out in front of him. He stopped the car to see if it was still alive but it was just a limp, lifeless creature in his hands.
A blond woman saw what happened as she was driving by, and pulled over to see if she could help. The man explained what happened and she said, "Dont worry I know just what to do". She runs back to her car and comes back with a spray can and proceeds to spritz the entire contents onto the rabbitt.
Suddenly the creature springs to it's feet and starts hopping down the road again. It goes about 50 feet turns and then waves it's paw at the two humans.....hops off again, goes 50 feet and waves......hops off, goes 50 feet and waves.
The bewildered man asks the blond what it was she sprayed onto the rabbit? She hands him the can which reads, "Restores life to limp, lifeless hair. Adds permanent wave."