Post by The Collector on Jan 15, 2007 16:49:58 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]THE PRIEST WHO LOST HIS COCK [/glow]
A priest had lost his cock (Male hen) and didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next day he asked, "Has anybody got the cock?" All the men stood up.
"No! no! I mean has anybody seen the cock?" All the women folk stood up.
"No! no! I mean has anybody seen my cock?" All the nuns stood up
[glow=red,2,300] TWO NUNS OUT CYCLING [/glow]
Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before"
The second one replies "Must be the cobbles"
[glow=red,2,300]IN THE CONFESSION BOX [/glow]
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest cough to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.
The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally, the drunk replies, "No use knocking, there's no paper in this one either."
[glow=red,2,300]THE HEAD PRIEST AND THE ALTAR BOY [/glow]
The head priest at a certain church was out for the day, so he asked the deacon to do confession for him. The deacon agrees, and the first person that comes says, "Forgive me, for I just gave a guy a blow job."
He says, "You have sinned." Then he looks at the sheet on the wall that had punishments for certain sins on it, but blow job was not on there, so he went out to ask one of the altar boys what he usually gives for a blow job.
The altar boy answered, "Oh, about five dollars."
A priest had lost his cock (Male hen) and didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next day he asked, "Has anybody got the cock?" All the men stood up.
"No! no! I mean has anybody seen the cock?" All the women folk stood up.
"No! no! I mean has anybody seen my cock?" All the nuns stood up
[glow=red,2,300] TWO NUNS OUT CYCLING [/glow]
Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before"
The second one replies "Must be the cobbles"
[glow=red,2,300]IN THE CONFESSION BOX [/glow]
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest cough to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.
The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally, the drunk replies, "No use knocking, there's no paper in this one either."
[glow=red,2,300]THE HEAD PRIEST AND THE ALTAR BOY [/glow]
The head priest at a certain church was out for the day, so he asked the deacon to do confession for him. The deacon agrees, and the first person that comes says, "Forgive me, for I just gave a guy a blow job."
He says, "You have sinned." Then he looks at the sheet on the wall that had punishments for certain sins on it, but blow job was not on there, so he went out to ask one of the altar boys what he usually gives for a blow job.
The altar boy answered, "Oh, about five dollars."
