Star Wars Innuendo

[Stan Butler]

Actual lines used in the Star Wars films....


'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'

'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'

'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'

'You've got something jammed in here real good.'

'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'

'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'

'Sorry about the mess...'

'Look at the size of that thing!'

'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'

'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'

'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'

'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'

'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'

'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'

'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'

'Hurry up, golden-rod...'

'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'

'Possible he came in through the south entrance.'

'And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!'

'Control, control! You must learn control!'

'Hey, point that thing someplace else.'

'I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.'

'I never knew I had it in me.'

'There is good in him, I've felt it.'

'Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one.'

'Back door, huh? Good idea!'

'She's gonna blow!'

'I think you'll fit in nicely.'

'Rise, my friend.'

'Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!'

[Lieutenant Columbo]

Top stuff - bawdy but fun!

;D

N.

[Charlie Farley]

;D

Very good!

At first I thought it was the script for Carry On Up The Dark Side - "Oooh, Lord Vader, is that your light sabre or are you just pleased to see me?"

[Stan Butler]

charliefarley said:

At first I thought it was the script for Carry On Up The Dark Side - "Oooh, Lord Vader, is that your light sabre or are you just pleased to see me?"

That could make a good carry on film!

[The Collector]

that's just wude!

V-funny tho!

[Charlie Farley]

gary said:

charliefarley said:

At first I thought it was the script for Carry On Up The Dark Side - "Oooh, Lord Vader, is that your light sabre or are you just pleased to see me?"

That could make a good carry on film!

I can see it now ...

[Stan Butler]

charliefarley said:

gary said:

That could make a good carry on film!

I can see it now ...

;D ;D


I like it!

[Master Shake]

That, Mr. Farley, is fooking excellent.

;D ;D ;D