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Post by Stan Butler on May 7, 2007 15:58:49 GMT
A brand new thread for us all to share any interesting or funny incidents that happened to us recently. Most of mine will probably end up being anecdotes from my taxi journeys because that's where most of my time is spent these days! Anyway, I got off to a great start on Saturday night. I had a complete thick f*cker as my first job of the night. I picked this 40 odd year old bloke up in Spring View who told me he was going to Ince Green Lane. So I set off and headed towards there. As I approached the Black Diamond pub, he told me I'd drove past it. I hadn't even got anywhere near the place. Apparantly he meant to say 'Westwood Lane'. So I turned round and went there. "It's the first house on the left" he said. So I stopped at that house.... "No, not this one, the one at the other end" "So you want the last one on the left then" I replied "Yeah" So I drove towards the end of the street then he made me stop halfway down the road... "It's this one here" I was confused, as the house was just over halfway down on the left, nowhere near either end!
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Post by Master Shake on May 7, 2007 23:42:53 GMT
Well, when I got up this morning, used the facilities, and flushed, the water in the toilet was yellow(!), and yes, before you ask, I HAD flushed properly and the plumbing was working properly. ;D
Apparently, though, today the city decided to flush their water system and hadn't thought to inform anyone. So from about 10am this morning until about 4pm we had manky water in all our systems.
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Post by quackzed on Aug 29, 2007 1:51:50 GMT
Walking down the street last night, there was this drunk guy playing a one string guitar and shouting "I castrate myself for rock n roll!"... I told him rock and roll didn't need another D1ck! and he shook my hand and went home. Another time, I was eating at this diner with a friend, when this guy turned to me and asked me if you had to kill somebody to get the death penalty! (??!!?) so I gave it a think.... finally I turned to him and told him no- you could be wrongfully accused. at which point he got up and left, never paying or looking back... I'm still a bit confused over that one....
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