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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 14, 2006 10:50:43 GMT
 "Here... this is a comedy forum... the cookery forum's next door"Yep - I know that, but for anyone who has ever seen these two - it's pure comedy... just happens that they cook as well! Every one of their progs. is guaranteed to raise a laugh - they ham it up... take the mick... sing and generally arse around whilst cooking and REALLY appear to be having a good time! Clarissa and Jennifer come out with some belting lines... such as how to start a fire when camping: "Rub two boy scouts together" quips Jennifer. And Clarissa referring to a hand-held blender as the "Kitchen Vibrator". Plus they were always singing something mad or reciting obscure poetry such as Jennifer saying: "And there stood brave Sir Percy In somewhat dreadful dumps And though his legs were smitten orff, He fought upon his stumps" If it could be battered, fried, buttered, peeled or generally etten, they'd have a go - accompanied by double cream! A sad loss the day Jennifer Patterson died - comedy cookery could've gone somewhere... unlike all that cr*p with Ainsley and these other pale imitations! Here's to Clarissa and Jennifer!  N. |
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Post by gareth on Sept 14, 2006 10:59:25 GMT
i hated them two
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 14, 2006 11:14:27 GMT
Here... careful now! ;D How can you hate 'em? I by rights should because they were always having a go at vegematarians (which I is one) - but I found it all highly amusing! ;D N. P.S. Now if they were as fit as Nigella Lawson - phwoaar! That would be another matter!  ;D |
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Post by gareth on Sept 14, 2006 11:18:07 GMT
cud u not fined a pic were thay had sum cloths on
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 14, 2006 11:20:15 GMT
cud u not fined a pic were thay had sum cloths on Ye picky sod! ;D Here.   N. |
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Post by gareth on Sept 14, 2006 11:24:43 GMT
thanks that is beter
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 14, 2006 11:34:10 GMT
 One of 'ems Ronnie Corbett! ;D |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 14, 2006 11:35:03 GMT
;D Now that is CLASS!
Plus the expression on his face - what' she just etten?
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Post by funkdooby on Sept 20, 2006 19:04:34 GMT
OMG, you must surely be on crack if you found that pair funny ;D
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 20, 2006 21:53:06 GMT
Crack (of) me *rse!
They're better than Russell 'Dogtanian' the f*cking fop Brand any day!
So nerr!
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Post by funkdooby on Sept 22, 2006 14:35:59 GMT
Russell Brand is a legend! You should see him live and listen to his radio show. Ya big gobshite ;D
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 22, 2006 15:52:07 GMT
Russell Brand is a legend! You should see him live and listen to his radio show. Ya big gobshite ;D That's me told! N. P.S. Here... less of the BIG - I'm 5'6" |
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Post by funkdooby on Sept 22, 2006 20:36:31 GMT
I was talking about circumference ;D
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 23, 2006 0:12:31 GMT
I was talking about circumference ;D Yep - I've had that done too! In Urological terms it's known as having one's 'pencil sharpened'. ;D N. |
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