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Post by funkdooby on Jun 29, 2006 17:42:59 GMT
* A quick note from Columbo - although I reckon that this is a total pile of c*ck, I've moved it from the 'Good Riddance' section because there are some people that do actually like it (misguided though they may be). 
Anyhow - carry on Funk, I'll see myself out.
N.---------- Has there ever been such an eagerly awaited, yet so utterly dreadful, comedy series as RTN? Possibly, but it was nevertheless spectactularly awful, especially when compared to the wonderful Phoenix Nights.
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Post by Stan Butler on Jun 29, 2006 17:55:15 GMT
I knew this wouldn't take long to crop up. I expected Columbo to get in first on this! It was a big dissapointment. I thought the first episode wasn't too bad, or the one with the pig. But the worst thing they did was introduce a running storyline about Max's Kid and his ex-midget bird, Tina. I think that had a lot to do with how unpopular it was! They should have stuck to individual adventures each week and concentrated on the comedy. A great comedy does not need much plot! That said though, should I be shot for owning a signed copy of the VD?  In my defence, I was adding it to my Peter Kay collection....  |
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Post by bluebottle on Jun 29, 2006 18:29:29 GMT
I think what proved to be the major downfall of
Max & Paddy's Road To Nowhere!!
was that whether it was very good or unbelievably shite people would always compare it to Phoenix Nights.
Personally on the whole the show was not amazing it had it's good points (NODDY HOLDER!!!!) and it also had it's bad points.
No matter how you feel I bet you find yourself quoting the show!!!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Stan Butler on Jun 29, 2006 18:30:39 GMT
MAX: She's a kinda midget
PADDY: In't that a Queen song?
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Post by bluebottle on Jun 29, 2006 18:53:16 GMT
Paddy
Middle.......Wood
Middle.......Wood
Where in the middle of a wood
Paddy
I am goin to teach you some simple dance moves
1.2.1.2 (Moving side to side) Now you have a go.
Max tries and then Paddy does some mad sort of Break Dancing
Max
Where did you learn that???
Paddy
On the streets look and learn flower, look and learn.
Now you all know the next one after 3...........1.2.3
Max
HOW DARE YOU!!!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jun 29, 2006 22:26:35 GMT
I knew this wouldn't take long to crop up. I expected Columbo to get in first on this! Howw DARR Yew! ;D I'm saying nowt... I've posted EVERYWHERE on the internet about my love of this series(!) So nothing more. N. P.S. P*ss poor pile of dog eggs covered in w*nk! |
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Post by thornton15 on Jul 9, 2006 12:04:22 GMT
think your being a tad harsh on RTN. the episode which sees them in prison is genius.
Paddy: It's alrite for you, a good-looking young lad like me's mice meat in here.
Max: I've seen a payphone down there...WHAT DO MEAN ALRITE FOR ME!
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Post by funkdooby on Jul 9, 2006 14:35:08 GMT
The prison ep was the best, but mostly because of Brian Potter's appearance.
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jul 9, 2006 23:12:35 GMT
think your being a tad harsh on RTN. the episode which sees them in prison is genius. Paddy: It's alrite for you, a good-looking young lad like me's mice meat in here. Max: I've seen a payphone down there...WHAT DO MEAN ALRITE FOR ME! Sorry, I'm looking all over the place for the 'wit' there but can't find it. Nope - I think it was all sh*te... and re: Brian Potter's appearance... that was contrived, milked and recycled... let's do the "I don't know if you've noticed but I'm disabled" routine again as well as another "Sweet Baby Jesus" comment - Nope, didn't like it ONE BIT! N. |
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Post by BlackRaven on Aug 11, 2006 19:54:36 GMT
The Willy Wonka porn scene was quite funny too.
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Aug 12, 2006 9:34:02 GMT
How?
N.
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Post by BlackRaven on Aug 12, 2006 10:06:04 GMT
The images. Recrecreating the characters looks. The look on McGuinness' face. |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Aug 12, 2006 14:50:47 GMT
The images. Recrecreating the characters looks. The look on McGuinness' face. Ah! ;D Wish I could share your point of view there... I'll have to stare at it confusedly instead... like a dog trying to understand a conversation whilst everyone says: "Aaw... look at him... he understands every word etc." ;D N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Aug 12, 2006 15:44:38 GMT
The Willy Wonka porn scene was quite funny too. Mrs. Spielberg likes that scene. Just to see Paddy in some little hotpants.... She's a right perv you know! ;D |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Aug 12, 2006 15:49:27 GMT
So that's why ye went watching him!
;D
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