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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 6, 2006 9:19:46 GMT
NOTICETHE JOB VACANCY IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE. COLUMBO HAS BEEN DEALT WITH AND HAS BEEN RE-INSTATED. HE HAS PROMISED TO MEND THE ERROR OF HS WAYS! Yep. And I will. N. P.S. You're waiting for some 'witty' comenback that will negate all this? Well no - it's not happening - I'm behaving.  |
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 6, 2006 17:19:55 GMT
Good to hear it!
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Post by moriarty on Oct 6, 2006 21:06:21 GMT
this message comes to you curtesy of zygon who has gratiuously alowed me to use his p.c. wile mine is still in bits
so i didnt even get to show off my credentials well be like that then!!
some one find a spell checker for the boss will ya !!
or get some one to type his messages for him
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Post by moriarty on Oct 6, 2006 21:19:19 GMT
Here... is tampering with THE BOSS's posts part of the job description then?  ;D Ooh! Unnecessary - nyah... like I care, I've been suspended - what else can ye do to me? ;D N. IS THAT A POP AT ME BY ANY STRANGE CHANCE ?  SARCASTIC! ME NEVER! I was mearly asseting my right to expess my opinions as i saw fit (and wind a few people up in the prosses) suffice to say it backfired and i got caned !! just be glad the boss was a bit more leanient with you and remember to put brain in gear before puting your foot in it in future!  now thats a mixed metafore if ever there was one! ;D |
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Post by The Collector on Oct 6, 2006 21:50:31 GMT
May I direct you to the Planet Comedy Spade, Dear Moriarty?
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 6, 2006 22:11:33 GMT
some one find a spell checker for the boss will ya !! or get some one to type his messages for him  NOW that is a very good example of sarcasm! |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 6, 2006 23:25:14 GMT
Here... is tampering with THE BOSS's posts part of the job description then? ;D Ooh! Unnecessary - nyah... like I care, I've been suspended - what else can ye do to me? ;D N. IS THAT A POP AT ME BY ANY STRANGE CHANCE ? SARCASTIC! ME NEVER! I was mearly asseting my right to expess my opinions as i saw fit (and wind a few people up in the prosses) suffice to say it backfired and i got caned !! just be glad the boss was a bit more leanient with you and remember to put brain in gear before puting your foot in it in future! now thats a mixed metafore if ever there was one! ;D It was a dig!  AND... I/m glad you give as good as you got - that's what I like to see! As to putting me brain in gear... I'll try - not promising owt though! ;D N. |
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Post by moriarty on Oct 7, 2006 16:34:37 GMT
some one find a spell checker for the boss will ya !! or get some one to type his messages for him NOW that is a very good example of sarcasm! [glow=red,2,300] I THANK YOU!! [/glow] |
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Post by moriarty on Oct 7, 2006 16:40:18 GMT
IS THAT A POP AT ME BY ANY STRANGE CHANCE ? SARCASTIC! ME NEVER! I was mearly asseting my right to expess my opinions as i saw fit (and wind a few people up in the prosses) suffice to say it backfired and i got caned !! just be glad the boss was a bit more leanient with you and remember to put brain in gear before puting your foot in it in future! now thats a mixed metafore if ever there was one! ;D It was a dig! WELL YOUR TURN WITH THE P.C. SPADE THEN AND... I/m glad you give as good as you got - that's what I like to see! As to putting me brain in gear... I'll try - not promising owt though! ;D N. [glow=red,2,300] WOULDNT WANT YOU PROMISING ANYTHING YOU CANT DELIVER DEAR COLUMBO[/glow] |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 7, 2006 20:38:56 GMT
Here... I know all about delivering - I was once a postman! It were a CRAP job and I was RUBBISH at it though - does that surprise you? ;D N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 7, 2006 22:52:11 GMT
Here... I know all about delivering - I was once a postman! It were a CRAP job and I was RUBBISH at it though - does that surprise you? ;D N. How can you be rubbish at stuffing chunks of paper through a letterbox? |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 8, 2006 19:47:56 GMT
Here... I know all about delivering - I was once a postman! It were a CRAP job and I was RUBBISH at it though - does that surprise you? ;D N. How can you be rubbish at stuffing chunks of paper through a letterbox? Easily... you get the numbers mixed up because you were p*ssed out yer head in Maximes until 2 a.m. - then back home for three... Then up at 4:30 - then start work at 5:30. And THAT is why I were cack - but only on Saturday's! N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 8, 2006 20:49:43 GMT
Fair enough then! I didn't realise you were a p*ssed postie!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 8, 2006 21:15:52 GMT
Oh yes.
And I was an Officer too!
Yep - official - I was a 'Postal Delivery officer'.
So now I'm: Neil Baxter RNMH officially (sound like a lifeboat charity don't I?) but I used to be an Officer!
What a comedown eh?
;D
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