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Post by SAMfilms on Oct 5, 2006 11:35:14 GMT
We now have a vacancy for a new 'global moderator'.
All applicants will be considered,
but must be HONEST & HARDWORKING (especially honest!!!)
Salary : Negotiable
(edited typing error!)
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 5, 2006 11:36:37 GMT
You spelled 'negotiable' wrong. Don't believe me? Look it up.  N. |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 5, 2006 11:37:03 GMT
but must be HONEST & HARDWORKING (especially honest!!!) Here - is that another dig? N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 5, 2006 11:38:29 GMT
Typing eror!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 5, 2006 11:39:47 GMT
Thatt;s oky then!
;D
N.
P.S. Here - is it MY job yer offering?
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 5, 2006 11:43:01 GMT
We are looking for a more suitable person, yes!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 5, 2006 11:48:12 GMT
'Suitable'?
Here...
No - leave it! LEAVE IT!
;D
N.
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 5, 2006 15:57:59 GMT
No applicants yet?
This could mean Columbo could get re-instated...
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chuckstryker
Heckler
"I'm back, bigger, badder and madder than ever".
Posts: 46
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Post by chuckstryker on Oct 5, 2006 16:51:51 GMT
Is this genuine?
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Post by The Collector on Oct 5, 2006 17:53:03 GMT
No applicants yet? This could mean Columbo could get re-instated... You could always give [glow=red,2,300]Moriarty[/glow] her old Job back! |
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 5, 2006 18:16:06 GMT
Ask her to send in her CV!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 5, 2006 22:00:19 GMT
No applicants yet? This could mean Columbo could get re-instated... You could always give [glow=red,2,300]Moriarty[/glow] her old Job back! Ye couldnt wait to get that one in could you! I wondred how long it would take ye! N. |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 5, 2006 23:23:53 GMT
Here... is tampering with THE BOSS's posts part of the job description then? ;D Ooh! Unnecessary - nyah... like I care, I've been suspended - what else can ye do to me? ;D N. |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 6, 2006 9:02:58 GMT
... and - I've got me job back!
So folks - how did I do it?
Well, Spielberg weighed it up - pros and cons...
Con -
*I cheated.
*Sometimes I can be o.t.t.
*I'm egotistical and pedantic.
Pro -
*I apologised and took it all in good humour... well, it's only th'internet in t' it? Nowt to get skrikey about... doesn't affect me in my activities of daily living!
*I brought LOADS of new members in here recently - and, through my 'advertising campaign' that will continue (it would've anyway, job or no job - I want to see this place do well).
*My sig. on loads of other forums has an ad. for here... there's a link on me website too.
*I've stopped having a dig at "Max & Paddy" which might've upset anyone wanting to join (as for Peter Kay... say nowt).
*I stopped swearing directly on here and started to use the "*" method instead.
*I've come up wi' ideas and made sure to follow 'em up (the "Funny Books" section was my idea... so I made sure I put plenty in to get it started).
So there we have it - I put a lot of graft in here... posted like mad, advertised like mad etc. so there you go.
Mind you - I'm on half wages until further notice... you do the maths - half of zero =
;D
N.
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Post by SAMfilms on Oct 6, 2006 9:16:56 GMT
NOTICE
THE JOB VACANCY IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE.
COLUMBO HAS BEEN DEALT WITH AND HAS BEEN RE-INSTATED.
HE HAS PROMISED TO MEND THE ERROR OF HS WAYS!
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