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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Dec 2, 2006 8:16:14 GMT
What does Dracula use (second-hand) to make a brew with?
10 Rillington Place
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Post by Stan Butler on Dec 6, 2006 19:02:45 GMT
Where's the worst place to live?
A packet of pork scratchings
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Post by The Collector on Dec 6, 2006 22:35:55 GMT
What do you call a pigs undies full of itching powder?
Bacon
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Dec 7, 2006 8:05:56 GMT
What at half price is known as a 'Jewish Dillema' (and a rather old joke).
Tony Hart
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Post by The Collector on Dec 7, 2006 14:30:58 GMT
Who has a plastacine fetish?
2 Egg Custards
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Dec 7, 2006 23:44:22 GMT
Add one to that number, and what did a relative bring for one of the patients on the ward I work on today?
Wilf Gasmask Grimshaw
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Post by The Collector on Dec 12, 2006 11:06:10 GMT
Who's the best person to have around when you Fart?
An igloo
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Post by Stan Butler on Dec 12, 2006 23:01:57 GMT
What sort of home did Bernie Winters live in?
Raspberry Ripple
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Post by The Collector on Dec 13, 2006 10:14:16 GMT
What rhymes with Nipple
Cheese
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Dec 13, 2006 15:34:48 GMT
The daft thing you say when having a photo taken?
Sterling Moss
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Post by Stan Butler on Dec 13, 2006 17:29:16 GMT
What do you call green mouldy money?
A suitcase
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Post by Master Shake on Dec 13, 2006 17:42:52 GMT
What will make Paul laugh when he see's it... Egg Custard Ye b*stard! First time I've looked at the thread, and you're right. I did, naturally, but then you knew that anyway! I'll bet the two of you cooked that up together didn't you???  ;D |
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Post by Master Shake on Dec 13, 2006 17:47:38 GMT
What do you call green mouldy money? A suitcase Where does a ventriloquist keep his dummies? Underpants! |
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Post by BobbyRazzle on Dec 13, 2006 22:27:16 GMT
What item of clothing have I worn the same pair of for over 2 years? ;D
John Inman
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Post by The Collector on Dec 14, 2006 14:31:54 GMT
Name a Christmas fairy?
George Micheal
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