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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Dec 14, 2006 15:28:36 GMT
Likes men's lavvies?
Jeremy Paxman's smug face.
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Post by Stan Butler on Dec 14, 2006 16:46:07 GMT
100 people surveyed. What would you most like to hit?
Santa's sack
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Post by The Collector on Dec 14, 2006 17:21:49 GMT
What only get's emptied when he comes once a year?
Nipple clamps
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Post by Master Shake on Dec 15, 2006 0:21:18 GMT
Name an item it's a good idea NOT to confuse with jump leads.
David Hasslehoff
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Post by Stan Butler on Dec 15, 2006 11:32:38 GMT
What's the worst example of a 1980's curly perm?
fresh orange juice
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Post by moriarty on Dec 18, 2006 11:42:14 GMT
whats great for bathing in that give you an instant david dickinson tan
mistletoe
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Post by Stan Butler on Dec 18, 2006 12:07:10 GMT
What's the proper term for having a missile stuck to your foot.
Shagpile carpet
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Post by The Collector on Dec 18, 2006 17:13:56 GMT
Whats the best floor covering for an orgy?
Snow white
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Post by moriarty on Dec 24, 2006 15:30:54 GMT
whats the name of the disney character that got arested for dealing hard drugs
christmas crackers
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Dec 24, 2006 15:55:56 GMT
What will I end up having to go to work at the crack of dawn in the morning?
Mince Pie.
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Post by Master Shake on Dec 24, 2006 22:37:40 GMT
What's another festive treat it's hard to get stateside?
Keith Chegwin
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Dec 24, 2006 22:55:28 GMT
Probably Britain's best-loved (if misspelt) cult?
Bark Bent!
;D
N.
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Post by The Collector on Dec 31, 2006 15:45:18 GMT
What do you call a Gay Christmas Tree?
Consevative Mp
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Dec 31, 2006 22:52:41 GMT
;D Good one that!
Okay then...
Likes to go FISTING on Wimbledon Common?
Trex
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Post by The Collector on Jan 1, 2007 17:54:09 GMT
What dinosaur can you cook chips in....
Micheal Winner
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