Sounds Like....

[Stan Butler]

Ever got song lyrics wrong?

Like Bob Marley's 'Is this Love'

I wanna love you and treat you right
I wanna love you every day and every night
We'll be together with a roof right over our heads

I always hear that 3rd line as...

'We'll be together with a roof rack over our heads'




Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody...

Bealzebub has a devil put aside for me(eee!)

more like...

Bealzebub has a devil for a sideboard Eeeeeeeeee!

Scaramouche scaramouche...
Suck a moose suck a moose


Elton John's 'Daniel'

Daniel, you're a star...In the face of the sky.
Daniel, you're a star...In the fatal disguise.


Bee Gees 'More Than a Woman'

More than a woman to me
Bald headed woman to me




Neil Diamond's 'Forever in Blue Jeans'
is more like 'The Reverend Blue Jeans'

Abba's 'Chiquitita'
is of course 'Chicken Tikka'



Then there's The Jam's 'Eton Rifles'
which always gets referred to as 'Eatin Trifles'

The Police's 'So Lonely'
'Sue Lawley' (whatever happened to her?)



That'll do for now!

Yay
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[Lieutenant Columbo]

Zygon will remember this being a 'sweaty' at one time like me...

Chicken Destroy by Metallica... the song is actually "Seek And Destroy"

;D

N.

[Reneekittycat]

Creedence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising"
Theres a bad moon on the rise.
There's a bathroom on the right.

[The Collector]

Jimi Hendrix's....

'Scuse me while I kiss this guy'

proper version is '...The Sky'

[Reneekittycat]

Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
The real lyrics are:
Revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night

sounds like:
Wrapped up like a douche
Another rumour in the night

[Reneekittycat]

Bangles: Walk Like an Egyptian
The real lyrics
Foreign types with the hookah pipes

Sounds like
All the dykes with the hookah pipes

[Reneekittycat]

Looks like I'm going to keep this thread alive on my own, but I don't mind. I found a cool site that has every misheard lyric ever.
www.kissthisguy.com/ If you like this kind of thing check it out.

Meanwhile here's another goodie.
Paula Abdul: Opposites Attract

Real lyrics are:
I'm like a minus,
She's like a plus


Sounds Like:
I'm like a midas,
She's like a bus

[Reneekittycat]

Meat Loaf: Paradise By The Dashboard Light
Real lyrics:
Let me sleep on it

Sounds like:
Let me slip on in ;D