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Post by Zoot on May 19, 2008 17:11:30 GMT
I think its...
A dog with a hare lip!
What's black & white & red all over?
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Post by The Collector on May 20, 2008 11:01:23 GMT
A Newspaper?
What is a cat's favourite colour?
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Post by Zoot on May 20, 2008 11:13:29 GMT
purrrrrrrple?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
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Post by The Collector on May 20, 2008 11:14:55 GMT
At the Baa-bers?
What is Yellow and white and goes at 125MPH?
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Post by Zoot on May 23, 2008 12:35:45 GMT
I admit I had to ask him... A Train Drivers Egg Sandwich! When's a door not a door?
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Post by The Collector on May 23, 2008 12:42:23 GMT
When it's Ajar!
What's Green and smells of Bacon?
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Post by Zoot on May 23, 2008 12:46:08 GMT
That's naughty! I'm not answering it..... Oh alright: Kermit's finger How do monkeys make toast?
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Post by The Collector on May 23, 2008 12:49:45 GMT
Stick some bread under the gorilla
What's ET short for?
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Post by Zoot on May 23, 2008 12:53:00 GMT
Coz he's only got little legs.
What's green and goes up and down?
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Post by The Collector on May 23, 2008 12:54:53 GMT
A Gooseberry in a lift?
If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on?
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Post by Zoot on May 23, 2008 12:58:25 GMT
Erm..... Catteries?
(You can tell that's a guess)
Why did the turkey cross the road?
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Post by The Collector on May 23, 2008 12:59:27 GMT
WRONG..It's his Paws Silly!
To visit the chicken?
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Post by Zoot on May 27, 2008 11:30:47 GMT
Nearly, it was the Chicken's day off.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
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Post by The Collector on May 27, 2008 12:11:24 GMT
A Raison
What do you call a man with a Seagull on his head?
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Post by Zoot on May 30, 2008 6:28:29 GMT
Cliff
A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says:
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