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Post by The Collector on May 30, 2008 11:29:48 GMT
Bloody Hell! It's Sarah Jessica Parker!
(Or..Why the long Face)
What lies at the bottom of the sea and quivers?
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Post by Zoot on May 30, 2008 11:54:42 GMT
A nervous Wreck
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:
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Post by The Collector on May 30, 2008 14:07:40 GMT
One for me and One for the road?
How many Elephants can you fit in a mini
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smeg1990
Canned Laughter
Iranuuu! Oovavoo!
Posts: 153
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Post by smeg1990 on May 30, 2008 14:25:37 GMT
Two in the front and two in the back.
How many giraffes can you fit in a mini?
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Post by Zoot on May 30, 2008 17:31:55 GMT
None, it's full of elephants (?)
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.....
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smeg1990
Canned Laughter
Iranuuu! Oovavoo!
Posts: 153
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Post by smeg1990 on May 30, 2008 18:50:33 GMT
Deal with it. (?)
What happened to the frogs car which was parked on double yellow lines?
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Post by The Collector on May 31, 2008 11:19:32 GMT
It Got toad away!
What is the best hand to write with?
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smeg1990
Canned Laughter
Iranuuu! Oovavoo!
Posts: 153
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Post by smeg1990 on Jun 1, 2008 18:44:09 GMT
I don't I use a pen!
why did the baker have dirty hands?
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Post by Zoot on Jul 17, 2008 12:01:55 GMT
He kneaded a poo?! - ewwwww!
What athlete is warmest in winter?
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