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Post by Zoot on May 7, 2008 12:15:16 GMT
The idea is one person starts a joke, the next finishes it etc. Simple enough! Punchline please.... What do you call a man with a Seagull on his head?
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Post by Stan Butler on May 7, 2008 12:23:17 GMT
Cliff.
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
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Post by Zoot on May 7, 2008 12:28:19 GMT
Doug!
My dog has no nose. How does he smell?
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Post by Stan Butler on May 7, 2008 12:30:35 GMT
Bloody awful!
What does a donkey get for dinner?
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Post by The Collector on May 7, 2008 14:43:20 GMT
About an hour!
Doctor, Doctor I Feel like a pair of Curtains
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Post by Master Shake on May 7, 2008 15:13:50 GMT
Pull Yourself together, man
Man goes to the doctor, says he thinks he has Tom Jones Syndrome...
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Post by Stan Butler on May 7, 2008 16:00:30 GMT
Doctor says "It's not unusual!" Did you hear about the Irish man who broke his neck raking some leaves up?
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Post by Zoot on May 8, 2008 19:52:17 GMT
No?! ;D
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Post by Stan Butler on May 9, 2008 15:37:14 GMT
Did you hear about the Irish man who broke his neck raking some leaves up? He fell out of the tree! How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on May 10, 2008 14:37:35 GMT
Classic! "Wi JAM IN!" How do you start a 'flea race'?
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Post by Zoot on May 12, 2008 6:22:19 GMT
Flea, two, one, go!
What do you call a short sighted dinosaur?
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on May 12, 2008 22:38:57 GMT
D'yethinkhesawrus! What goes "99 bonk?"
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Post by The Collector on May 13, 2008 9:15:53 GMT
A Centipede with a Woodern leg!
What's Yellow and buzzes?
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on May 16, 2008 22:12:58 GMT
(an electric banana)?
If so - ye-hah!
If not... s*d it!
Okay I'll carry on - correct us if wrong though.
"What goes 'Mark Mark'?"
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Post by The Collector on May 19, 2008 15:02:32 GMT
It was..Not sure of your tho...Something Teacher orientated perchance?
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