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Post by Grimly Fiendish on Sept 24, 2006 13:25:43 GMT
Are you sure it's not just close to your ear?
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 24, 2006 13:41:22 GMT
Aha!
That's probably it!
Now you're either TOO clever or TOO sarcastic to be coming out with a retort like that!
I like it!
;D;D;D
N.
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Post by Master Shake on Sept 24, 2006 21:21:27 GMT
Hang on! I said I don't drink Lieutenant! Doesn't that count as sobriety and high moral standards?
Or does it not count coz I only stopped for health reasons?
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Post by moriarty on Sept 24, 2006 21:28:05 GMT
Hang on! I said I don't drink Lieutenant! Doesn't that count as sobriety and high moral standards? Or does it not count coz I only stopped for health reasons? nope defonatly dosent count if its enforced you can only be of higher moral standing about drinking if you can but dont!!  |
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Post by Master Shake on Sept 24, 2006 21:36:29 GMT
Hang on! I said I don't drink Lieutenant! Doesn't that count as sobriety and high moral standards? Or does it not count coz I only stopped for health reasons? nope defonatly dosent count if its enforced you can only be of higher moral standing about drinking if you can but dont!! Bugger. Ah well, never mind.... ;D |
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 24, 2006 21:38:37 GMT
Had some 'Becks Vier' (Yes Vier) last night from Tesco, in a silver can.
Bloody good too!
It just makes you start talking vith a German accent yah!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 25, 2006 19:20:10 GMT
Hang on! I said I don't drink Lieutenant! Doesn't that count as sobriety and high moral standards? Or does it not count coz I only stopped for health reasons? nope defonatly dosent count if its enforced you can only be of higher moral standing about drinking if you can but dont!! Oh YES! That applies to me! Excellent... so Paul... I can be 'dead snooty' and look down at you - I CHOOSE not to drink but no-one's stopping me. And hey... same wi' me being a veggie too! Belting - that's TWICE the arsehole I thought I was!!! ;D Now... go ye forth... say three 'Hail Columbos' and speak not in anger about me cack jokes. Bless you my child... not literally... not unless I was about 4 years old when I spawned ye!  ;D N. |
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Post by Master Shake on Sept 25, 2006 20:41:48 GMT
Well, see, technically I CAN drink, but CHOOSE not to because I don't want to cause complications with my slightly fragile health. But no docs told me to stop, I made the choice myself, based on knowledge gained.
Does that work? Am I now of higher moral standing?? ;D
Oh, and:
Hail Columbo, full of crap....blessed be the fruit of thy raincoat, Peter Falk.
Hail Columbo, full of crap....blessed be the fruit of thy raincoat, Peter Falk.
Hail Columbo, full of crap....blessed be the fruit of thy raincoat, Peter Falk.
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 26, 2006 4:42:15 GMT
Here... fruit in me raincoat... you've seen me shoplifting eh?
Big pockets lad, big pockets!
As to them 'Turkey Drummers' shoved down me shirt... they were there when I bought it hofficer, honist!
;D
N.
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Post by johnnyrotten on Sept 26, 2006 16:07:09 GMT
White wine the whiter the better, crisp n dry,(not the cookin oil) torres vino sol, or summert like that...... |
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 28, 2006 16:07:25 GMT
A funny thing happened to me on the way out of ASDA today... After spotting a box of 24 Holsten Export for the reasonable price of a tenner, I picked a box up and took it to the checkout. When the checkout woman scanned it, the price came up at £1000.93 Obviously, I refused to pay that money and demanded a 'rollback'. Eventually, it was sorted. The beer is now in the fridge chilling. I shall test a couple of bottles tonight.  |
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Post by The Collector on Sept 28, 2006 17:06:35 GMT
What time do you want me up! ;D |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 28, 2006 19:39:53 GMT
Ye scavving rip! Don't give him any Spielberg - now that's just downright cheeky that is!!! N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 28, 2006 21:52:42 GMT
For a grand a box, Nobody's having any!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 29, 2006 6:20:53 GMT
;D Like when we got some ear drops from the vets for our poor wee doggie... He'd accidentally put in 100 boxes of the stuff and it came up at £800!!! I said, "surely we only need about 50"... you know, being witty like I am. "No... just one" said he unmoved by my retort. Ah well... not everyone appreciates my wit! N. |
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