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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 29, 2006 12:47:11 GMT
I'm getting worried. We now have 60 members on here, but there's only two of us who have a regular poo. That cannot be right. They must be holding something back  |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 29, 2006 23:17:05 GMT
Yep... or they're not British - because we Brits are obsessed about AND talk about two things as much as possible. Tea. Cacking. Now me - I like Yorkshire Tea... but will settle for owt as long as it's strong - colour MUST be nearer to orange than white... And I like having a good cack too - getting rid puts a spring in yer step!  N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 1, 2006 18:04:16 GMT
After eating a Chicken Jalfrezi Curry last night,
I had a very hot ("get the bog roll out of the fridge'') poo this morning.
Got off the bog and walked downstairs like John Wayne!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 1, 2006 21:53:06 GMT
I've never seen John walk downstairs...
in fact - have YOU?
Is there footage of that anywhere, or are you just making an assumption based on how he walks 'on the flat'?
Come on... I need to know!
;D
N.
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 2, 2006 8:58:30 GMT
I've never seen John walk downstairs... in fact - have YOU? Is there footage of that anywhere, or are you just making an assumption based on how he walks 'on the flat'? Come on... I need to know! ;D N. You know what I meant! Anyway, he must have walked down some stairs in one of his films. There are upstairs in saloon bars y'know. |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 2, 2006 20:58:41 GMT
Oh I know... I once saw him going upstairs to get a baddie... But I'm on about going downstairs - I reckon he never has! Try and prove me wrong!  ;D N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 2, 2006 20:59:59 GMT
If you rewind it, he will.
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 2, 2006 21:03:47 GMT
Okay then... I have never seen him walk forwards down stairs, or steps! AND I've never seen him climb down a ladder either! N. |
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Post by Grimly Fiendish on Oct 3, 2006 16:48:24 GMT
...This thread is perverted  ;; |
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 3, 2006 18:15:43 GMT
...This thread is perverted ;; How is it? |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 3, 2006 22:05:54 GMT
What's perverted is this:
Women never talk about their bowels do they?
Don't you lot ever poop?
;D
N.
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Post by Grimly Fiendish on Oct 5, 2006 15:43:45 GMT
Well for your information- I just had one about 5 minutes ago! So THERE!
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 5, 2006 16:07:19 GMT
Well for your information- I just had one about 5 minutes ago! So THERE! Congratulations. Well done.  I knew women DID poo! I always said they did!
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chuckstryker
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"I'm back, bigger, badder and madder than ever".
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Post by chuckstryker on Oct 5, 2006 16:55:35 GMT
You lot are mad on here - Talking about going for a sh*t!
Does anyone really want to know?
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 5, 2006 18:19:22 GMT
You lot are mad on here - Talking about going for a sh*t! Does anyone really want to know? Maybe not! But we'll tell you all about it anyway.  |
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