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Post by Zoot on Feb 29, 2008 20:20:04 GMT
Random Python quote of the day: Oh fishy, fishy, fishy, fish! (had to stop myself saying that outloud in work today  |
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Post by The Collector on Mar 3, 2008 13:08:49 GMT
Tesco's Have the recently Released 'Live at the hollywood bowl' for £5
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smeg1990
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Post by smeg1990 on Mar 4, 2008 9:23:15 GMT
What about my parrot!?
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Post by Zoot on Mar 4, 2008 18:26:51 GMT
Is it a Norwegian blue?  |
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Post by Stan Butler on Mar 4, 2008 18:52:03 GMT
Tesco's Have the recently Released 'Live at the hollywood bowl' for £5 I was in there yesterday and saw it. I didn't realise it was the recent release. I never bothered getting it. I might nip back for it later in t'week. |
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Iranuuu! Oovavoo!
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Post by smeg1990 on Mar 5, 2008 9:27:59 GMT
Blessed are the cheesemakers! <==Not to be taken literally, it refers to any manufacturer of dairy products! ;D
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Post by Zoot on Mar 5, 2008 13:13:22 GMT
Oh, it's the meek! Oh that's nice, 'cause they 'ave a 'ell of a time.
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Post by Stan Butler on Mar 5, 2008 16:58:14 GMT
Remind me, is the Hollywood Bowl one, where John Cleese shouts
"It's a f*ckin' albatross you c*nt"
If so, it's a long time since I saw it!
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Post by Zoot on Mar 5, 2008 17:40:46 GMT
I don't remember that!  |
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Post by Stan Butler on Mar 5, 2008 18:31:05 GMT
I don't remember that! It was definately on one of the live shows! |
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Post by Zoot on Mar 5, 2008 18:33:44 GMT
Doesn't really surprise me with Cleese...
What do you mean what flavour is it?!
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Post by Stan Butler on Mar 5, 2008 18:40:25 GMT
What do you mean what flavour is it?! ;D That's the one! |
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Post by The Collector on Mar 6, 2008 12:00:46 GMT
It is the one boss...
It's a f*cking Seabird!
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Post by Zoot on Mar 9, 2008 18:41:39 GMT
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
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Post by The Collector on Mar 13, 2008 20:48:01 GMT
Are you embarrassed easily? I am. But it's nothing to worry about. It's all part of growing up and being British. This course is designed to eliminate embarrassment, to enable you to talk freely about rude objects, to look at akward and embarrassing things, and to point at people's privates. The course has been designed by Dr. Karl Gruber of the Institute of Going A Bit Red in Helsinki. Here, he himself introduces the course.
Dr. Karl Gruber: Hello, my name is Karl Gruber. Thank you for inviting me into your home. My method is the result of six years work here at the institute, in which subjects were exposed to simulated embarrassment predicaments, over a prolonged fart - period! time! (fart) ...Sorry. Lesson 1: Words. Do any of these words embarass you?
Voice over: Shoe. Megaphone. Grunties.
Dr. Karl Gruber: Now let's go on to something ruder:
Voice over: w*nkel rotary engine.
Dr. Karl Gruber: Now lesson 2: Noises. Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like "tits", "winkle" and "vibraphone" can not rival the embarrassment potential of sound. Listen to this, if you can:
(embarrassing sound)
How do you rate your embarrassment response?
A) High.
B) Hello!
C) Good evening!
If C, you are loosening up, and will soon be ready for this:
(more embarrassing sounds)
Well! How did you rate?
A) Embarrassed.
B) Hello!
C) Good evening!
Now lesson 3, in which these rude and dirty sounds are combined with smutty visual suggestions into a embarrassment simulation situation. You are the waiter at this table:
Lady: Charles, I've got something to show you... (zipper, thud, thud)
Dr. Karl Gruber Score 5 for no embarrassment, score 3 for slight embarrassment, and 1 for...
FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW IT IT'S FROM ONE OF THE LP'S
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