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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 22, 2006 10:37:18 GMT
What nicknames did you have for your teachers at school?
In my school years, between some of us, we came up with....
3 NOSTRILS (zygon & columbo knows who that is!)
tw*t (again, zygon & columbo know who that is!)
BRADSHAW THE b*stard
WALKING HANDBAG
SHIT-FOR-BREATH
ROUND HEAD
MRS. COPPERCHIN
HITLER
WIGGY
MR. LICK-HIS-LIPS
COUGH-A-LOT
FRANK SPENCER
GEOFFREY (OFF RAINBOW)
BOD
one teacher at primary school used to walk round with his flies undone all the time. My sister named him...
MR. DICK-STICKS-OUT!
I can't remember any more at the moment....
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 22, 2006 16:07:41 GMT
3 NOSTRILS (zygon & columbo knows who that is!) tw*t (again, zygon & columbo know who that is!) BRADSHAW THE b*stard WALKING HANDBAG MRS. COPPERCHIN I remember them along with: Fat Tom Fat Frank Sport Billy (Sports Teacher lol) Can't recall anymore as I was too pleasant at the time... now once working, I coined LOADS of nicknames for folk and they stuck unfortunately: Mimsy. Captain Peacock. Hannibal Lecter/Dog Barking in the Distance/Morse Code (some poor sod who had a stutter). The Devil's Overcoat. Charlie Tango (a woman who used to do a mad noise when she breathed in... like a police radio). Zippy. ;D N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 22, 2006 16:12:31 GMT
3 NOSTRILS (zygon & columbo knows who that is!) tw*t (again, zygon & columbo know who that is!) BRADSHAW THE b*stard WALKING HANDBAG MRS. COPPERCHIN I remember them along with: Fat Tom Fat Frank Sport Billy (Sports Teacher lol) Can't recall anymore as I was too pleasant at the time... now once working, I coined LOADS of nicknames for folk and they stuck unfortunately: Mimsy. Captain Peacock. Hannibal Lecter/Dog Barking in the Distance/Morse Code (some poor sod who had a stutter). The Devil's Overcoat. Charlie Tango (a woman who used to do a mad noise when she breathed in... like a police radio).Zippy. ;D N. You cruel get! Funny though! ;D |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 22, 2006 16:21:14 GMT
You cruel get! Funny though! ;D Best of it is... no-one noticed until I had the guts to mention it - seriously! I mean... HOW can you not notice this. A conversation ensues... we'll call this woman PAT to ensure anonimity... it won't work - her real name is Pat anyway. "Hello Neil - did you have a good weekend?"
"No I didn't - I was working here! Ho ho! Tee hee and such"
"Yep - it was busy I believe.... SSShhhhhhllllrrrrghgghghhhh!"Now WHAT the fook's that all about? HOW can anyone not notice it? And no... not just because they were too polite... maybe my brain's just set to "Get it pointed out NOW" or something! ;D N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 22, 2006 16:27:50 GMT
We had a regular customer on the taxis a few years back. "Aunt Sally".
A former Miss Wigan (apparently) gone dog rough. She had a catchphrase...
"The devil's in me head..."
This would be followed by usually p*ssing on the seats en-route!
I wouldn't let her in!
Another one was Bobby Bentneck (used to live in Ince years ago)
I took him home from the pub one afternoon, he got out and had a p*ss on back door of the taxi and all over his hands, then got the money out his pocket, dripping wet...
"How much do I owe yer?"
ME - f*ck all (scutched off)
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 22, 2006 16:29:20 GMT
Another one was Bobby Bentneck (used to live in Ince years ago) I took him home from the pub one afternoon, he got out and had a p*ss on back door of the taxi and all over his hands, then got the money out his pocket, dripping wet... "How much do I owe yer?" ME - f*ck all (scutched off) I taught him that!  ;D N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 22, 2006 16:36:04 GMT
Another bloke was 'G.P.O.'. Thats the only thing he ever said... "where you goin mate?" "er... G.P.O." "Is yer wife comin?" "er....... G.P.O. "It's a shite day innit!" "er..... G.P.O. etc. etc....  One day he suprised me... I set off for.... er G.P.O, then he told me halfway....."er......Mollisons" (couldn't pronounce his R's!) |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 22, 2006 16:40:31 GMT
Another bloke was 'G.P.O.'. Thats the only thing he ever said... "where you goin mate?" "er... G.P.O." "Is yer wife comin?" "er....... G.P.O. "It's a shite day innit!" "er..... G.P.O. etc. etc.... One day he suprised me... I set off for.... er G.P.O, then he told me halfway....."er......Mollisons" (couldn't pronounce his R's!) Here - stop that! The man may have had expressive dysphasia or problems re: perseveration! What? Look it up - I ain't at work now mush! ;D N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 22, 2006 16:46:17 GMT
Ooooh, but it's alright to take the p*ss out of people who sound like a police radio is it!
Anyroad, yes I did look it up....
expressive dysphasia
A motor dysphasia is is caused by a lesion of the inferior frontal gyrus of the dominant frontal lobe - specifically, Broca's area.
It is characterised by:
the patient understands but cannot answer appropriately
the patient has difficulty finding words
there is a reduced rate of word production - non-fluent dysphasia
In testing for this form of dysphasia the patient should be asked to talk about something - the choice of subject will vary from patient to patient. The patient might use elaborate descriptions to get around their inability to find a particular word - circumlocution, and they may substitute words whose meaning is not quite correct (i.e. G.P.O.)
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 22, 2006 17:02:14 GMT
Ooooh, but it's alright to take the p*ss out of people who sound like a police radio is it! Or stutterers - I wondered when you'd reply re: this!  By the way... I stutter at times - so I use that as an excuse! Bernard Manning Fat Jokes? Charlie Williams Black Jokes? Oh... ye hypocrite ye? "Yes? And... ?" ;D N. |
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Post by Grimly Fiendish on Sept 23, 2006 13:18:18 GMT
Oh, what fun! Teacher names!
Miss Smellyw*nker
Afroman
Sweaty (I never use that one 'cause I like that teacher lol)
Slug Brows
Midget
PVC (Not much of a nickname really- those are his initials!)
Mrs Shitley
Chav-ina
Eeee, I can only think of those atm!
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 23, 2006 13:25:17 GMT
Oh, what fun! Teacher names! PVC (Not much of a nickname really- those are his initials!) I had a mental image of someone in full bondage gear there! |
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Post by Grimly Fiendish on Sept 23, 2006 13:30:41 GMT
Bondage FTW!
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 23, 2006 13:32:38 GMT
Sorry, don't mean to sound thick, but what's FTW?
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Post by Grimly Fiendish on Sept 23, 2006 13:54:24 GMT
For The Win
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