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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jun 19, 2008 22:05:33 GMT
Here's a 'Two Sheds Taxi' tale that I'll tell ye from this evening. Taking my doggies for their evening constitutional... I noticed a taxi pull up on the lane. I secreted meself and the dogs, and then rang Mr. Sheds on his mobile... and the man in the taxi picked it up, confirming that it was indeed him! "Hello" he says... as you do (I reckon he's used phones before - he did it like a natural). "Look over your right shoulder" says me... like some baddie in a spy film. And did he get a bullet through the head? Did he b*lls - that's fiction! Instead he got me waving! And then me and the doggies walked over in order to discuss the jolly prank further! What a wag eh?  N. |
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Post by The Collector on Jun 20, 2008 12:13:03 GMT
Such a Jolly Jape!   |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jun 20, 2008 22:42:42 GMT
Yus - I'm a true japester eh? Who knows... maybe one day I'll get me own cartoon strip! N. |
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Post by The Collector on Jun 21, 2008 10:32:40 GMT
Rab the Rotter?
Neil the Naughty?
Bad Boy Baxter?
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Post by Stan Butler on Jun 21, 2008 11:18:32 GMT
Here's a 'Two Sheds Taxi' tale that I'll tell ye from this evening. Taking my doggies for their evening constitutional... I noticed a taxi pull up on the lane. I secreted meself and the dogs, and then rang Mr. Sheds on his mobile... and the man in the taxi picked it up, confirming that it was indeed him! I cannot deny this. It really was me! And there's me thinking it might be Mrs Sheds ringing to ask me to get some milk from Tesco or somert. Anyroad, it was good to chat, although the conversation had to end after only a few minutes seeing as I had to go and pick up some more folk. |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jun 21, 2008 17:13:30 GMT
Fair comment... mind you... a few minutes listening to my cack's enough to be going on with anyhow! N. P.S. As to 'Rab The Rotter' - that's about to change... time for a regeneration I think... predictably, summat 'bird' related I feel! |
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Post by Stan Butler on Jun 23, 2008 12:11:43 GMT
P.S. As to 'Rab The Rotter' - that's about to change... time for a regeneration I think... predictably, summat 'bird' related I feel! Bloody Hell, be careful. You're gonna have used up all your regenerations soon! |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jun 23, 2008 22:37:17 GMT
P.S. As to 'Rab The Rotter' - that's about to change... time for a regeneration I think... predictably, summat 'bird' related I feel! Bloody Hell, be careful. You're gonna have used up all your regenerations soon! and you KNOW it! Here... I ain't had that many have I? |
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Post by Stan Butler on Jun 25, 2008 10:34:01 GMT
Bloody Hell, be careful. You're gonna have used up all your regenerations soon! and you KNOW it! Here... I ain't had that many have I? You've had a few as far as I can remember.... Let's see now, you started off with 'columbo', then at some point you moved on to 'Frank Gallagher'. 'Gene Hunt' was another and of course 'Rab C. Baxter'. I'm sure there have been more than that though. Anyone remember? |
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Post by Zoot on Jun 25, 2008 11:40:00 GMT
Frankie Fishcake!
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Post by Stan Butler on Jun 28, 2008 2:31:45 GMT
Oh aye! I forgot about that one... Anyway, here's another of my taxi tales... (Only a quick one...) As you're all probably aware, the art of taxi driving is pretty straight forward. A person (or persons) tells me their destination, I drive them there and get paid for doing it... An interesting request I got tonight was some bloke (about early 20's) asked me to take him to Platt Bridge and back to the address I picked him up from. No problems with that. Then he asked if I could be as fast as I can, as he shouldn't really be out as he was electronically tagged!  |
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Post by Zoot on Jul 4, 2008 10:43:14 GMT
You do get some dodgy characters in the back of your cab..... Why, only this week you had two very dodgy drunk people scabbing a lift home for free! |
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Post by The Collector on Jul 4, 2008 10:53:05 GMT
One was Drunk...One wasn't...
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Post by Zoot on Jul 4, 2008 11:11:22 GMT
Fair enough...... I'm such a lightweight - a couple of drinks & I'm smashed!
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Post by Stan Butler on Jul 4, 2008 16:36:35 GMT
You do get some dodgy characters in the back of your cab..... Why, only this week you had two very dodgy drunk people scabbing a lift home for free! I did indeed. They both did a runner and I aint seen 'em since! |
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