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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 8, 2008 17:08:34 GMT
That was the shittest job I've had in years! *groan*  |
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 19, 2008 12:30:54 GMT
A question I was asked the other night... "Do you know anyone who wants to buy a set of samurai swords?"  |
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Post by Zoot on Oct 21, 2008 18:39:46 GMT
Erm..... how on earth do you answer that! p.s. Sorry I nearly walked right past you today! I wondered why I was being beeped at the crossing  |
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 22, 2008 12:29:14 GMT
p.s. Sorry I nearly walked right past you today! I wondered why I was being beeped at the crossing Not to worry...  It surprised me though. Usually when someone beeps, You always presume they're beeping at you! |
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Post by Stan Butler on Mar 21, 2009 12:43:23 GMT
Well, my night was cut slightly early last night. For the first time in many years someone was sick in the back of my car.... Yuk. At first I thought the lad had just sneezed, but when he tried to make a quick exit, I had a look and spotted that it wasn't a sneeze. So at 2.30am I had to come home and clean up. Nasty. I did fine the lad for the privilege and in all fairness he did pay up, so I didn't lose out really, but who wants to do that sort of cleaning at that time! |
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Post by Zoot on Mar 25, 2009 14:01:32 GMT
Nice....  |
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Post by Stan Butler on May 15, 2009 10:54:31 GMT
Latest on my job.... I have been forced into enroling for a college course to get a Level 2 NVQ qualification in taxi driving! Yes folks, after 15 years of doing my job, I am now going to be taught how to do it! It will be so funny if I fail the course! ;D |
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Post by Master Shake on May 15, 2009 14:59:11 GMT
Er....
Okay.
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Post by Zoot on May 22, 2009 13:15:57 GMT
Horse bolting.... gate closing..... etc!
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Post by Stan Butler on Jun 5, 2009 16:50:11 GMT
THE WHOLE OF THE MOONIt was a nice sunny Thursday Evening. There I am, happily driving around in my taxi with a nice quiet little old lady passenger in the back. Suddenly, the moon comes out! NOT, the regular moon, no.... Some young drunken woman decided to drop everything on the bottom half of her body and flash me her entitre rear. And I have to say, it wasn't just the moon I saw!!!! And now a song...
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Post by sheilaswheels on Jun 5, 2009 17:04:39 GMT
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Post by Stan Butler on Jun 5, 2009 17:10:23 GMT
GROANThat's a shocking joke Sheila! ;D
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Post by The Collector on Jun 8, 2009 11:09:07 GMT
They made an Arse of themselves!
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Post by Stan Butler on Jun 29, 2009 10:02:17 GMT
Here's another that makes me ask why do I do my job... It's 3.30am on a Sunday morning. It's time to do my last pick up of the night. Ooh, it's a decent run to manchester. Price agreed and paid upfront. Two drops in Manchester. Two couples, one of which chats away all the way to their house, they get out and go home. Time to take the next couple.... After a few minutes they start arguing. I leave them to it even though they try to include me. This carries on for a few minutes. I'm just about to join the motorway from a roundabout when the bloke in the front decides to vacate the car, whilst I'm still moving! I slap on the brakes hoping to avoid his legs from being removed. The next minute, in a fit of rage which would make the real Hulk proud, he decides to take a punch of my back door window.....   |
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Post by The Collector on Jun 29, 2009 12:36:22 GMT
What A C**T!
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