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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Nov 17, 2006 19:01:06 GMT
No - and of course you want to get away from the smell.
Some poos do of course smell reet - like a roast dinner, or a river on a warm day... but that one - CHRIST ON A BIKE - it was so bad it pulled the chain itself!
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Post by Stan Butler on Nov 19, 2006 13:16:23 GMT
Had a couple of 'after lager & pizza' poos this morning. Very interesting aroma!  |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Nov 19, 2006 23:47:14 GMT
I thought I could smell summat - I drove past!
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Post by Stan Butler on Nov 20, 2006 10:25:45 GMT
I thought I could smell summat - I drove past! ;D N. Yep! That would've been me! |
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Post by Stan Butler on Dec 17, 2006 12:52:22 GMT
'Reply #153 on 20 Nov, 2006, 10:25am '
Has no-one had a sh*t since then?
I've been quite regular myself, but seeing as nobody else has shared their activities with us, I kept quiet about it!
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Post by Master Shake on Dec 17, 2006 20:26:34 GMT
I can go one better than even Spiel's promised upcoming New York poos. I'm in Minnesota, which is further west than NY, so further away from you all.
AND I've been here five years almost. Roughly 1800 days. If you average 2 poos per day, that's roughly 3600 poos[/i] in America!
Can Spielberg beat that?!?
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Post by Stan Butler on Dec 17, 2006 20:28:09 GMT
I can go one better than even Spiel's promised upcoming New York poos. I'm in Minnesota, which is further west than NY, so further away from you all. AND I've been here five years almost. Roughly 1800 days. If you average 2 poos per day, that's roughly 3600 poos[/i] in America! Can Spielberg beat that?!? ;D[/quote] I very much doubt it. That's a lot of cacking in one week! |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Dec 24, 2006 0:32:08 GMT
Can't believe no-one's had a sh*te since the 17th!
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Post by Stan Butler on Dec 24, 2006 0:35:56 GMT
Can't believe no-one's had a sh*te since the 17th! ;D N. They all must be rolling over with stomach cramp! Or they're too embarrassed to mention their activities. |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Dec 24, 2006 0:46:21 GMT
Well b*lls to 'em - I can tell ye now, I've been on the DANISH BLUE cheese - and it's nasty stuff for making you do stinky claggy poos!
Mind you - be back on the bran in the morning - sandpaper action there for the auld colon - oh, you KNOW it!
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Post by Master Shake on Dec 24, 2006 22:40:30 GMT
Well b*lls to 'em - I can tell ye now, I've been on the DANISH BLUE cheese - and it's nasty stuff for making you do stinky claggy poos! Mind you - be back on the bran in the morning - sandpaper action there for the auld colon - oh, you KNOW it! ;D N. I had blue cheese dressing on a salad last night. That'll be something to look forward to.  |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Dec 24, 2006 22:56:24 GMT
It won't Paul... I assure you - it'll be at least 3 mins. wiping I'm afraid - sorry, but I have to be blunt!
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Post by quagmire on Dec 24, 2006 23:20:19 GMT
I cant believe you all talking about crapping!!! Mind you look who started this off, so it don't surprise me! |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Dec 24, 2006 23:44:29 GMT
Cheers Andy - glad to see me reputation's still valid!
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Post by Master Shake on Dec 25, 2006 7:15:46 GMT
I cant believe you all talking about crapping!!! Mind you look who started this off, so it don't surprise me! We talk a load of sh*t anyway, so this is kind of appropriate. ;D |
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