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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Dec 26, 2006 10:44:37 GMT
I cant believe you all talking about crapping!!!  Mind you look who started this off, so it don't surprise me! We talk a load of sh*t anyway, so this is kind of appropriate. ;D  Good one - very true! "He's saying what we're all thinking anyhow folks" Here - who's that? Me ruddy conscience - here, I thought I told ye to scram when I was six - now go on, feck off! That's better - back to me evil plans! Mwurharharhahrhahrhahaaaargh! ;D N. |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Dec 31, 2006 23:01:49 GMT
Well, (as far as I'm aware) I've just had the last cack of 2006 - and by heck it was a belter! Prodigious and remarkable in size... so good, I very nearly wrapped it in swaddling clothes to await 3 wise men to come bearing gifts to it's announcement into the world. But nah... instead, I just had a wipe, a flush, and washed me hands before coming out of there... and due to the gale-force winds here, I can't open a window... so no doubt I'll be reminded of me efforts when I next go for a wee! Now - how's THAT for a proper post and review? ;D N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Jan 1, 2007 15:24:14 GMT
Well, (as far as I'm aware) I've just had the last cack of 2006 - and by heck it was a belter! I had my first of 2007 today at 1pm! It was based on alcohol & hotpot consumed last night at my sister's New Year's Eve party! It was a full load too! |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jan 1, 2007 15:37:57 GMT
I had one this morning.
Not as good as last night's... nowt really to comment!
N.
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Post by Stan Butler on Jan 4, 2007 18:41:27 GMT
Has nobody else had a cack this year yet?
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Post by Master Shake on Jan 5, 2007 4:17:19 GMT
Aye, one or two, I suppose. ;D. Nothing special though, just average poos.
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jan 5, 2007 5:56:01 GMT
I've had a few - for those who want to increase productivity - I recommend 'Oatibix'
;D
N.
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Post by Stan Butler on Jan 5, 2007 11:07:07 GMT
I've had three already today and it's only just gone 11am!.... And I aint had any of that Oatibix stuff! ;D
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jan 5, 2007 15:47:50 GMT
In that case - avoid it!
Ye'll be falling down a grid if ye cack any more out!
;D
N.
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Post by Master Shake on Jan 5, 2007 17:58:29 GMT
What's Oatibix? Like Weetabix? Can't even get that here as far as I know.
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jan 5, 2007 18:26:04 GMT
Yep - it is! Click Here for InfoGood stuff too if you like that sort of thing - which I do so I'm happy! N. |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jan 17, 2007 5:45:26 GMT
Had a TOP 'Bazza' this morning - 5 a.m. is a bit early for me, but I'm not carrying any passengers now!
;D
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P.S. Spielberg - hope ye've kept a LOG BOOK (oh what a pun) while ye've been to America - ye know, a list of all the King Eddie's ye've crimped off whilst ye've been away - otherwise I'm worrying that like me ye prefer 'yer own lavvy' and haven't been - in which case, let me know and I'll get the Doc. at work to write you up for summat!
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Post by Stan Butler on Jan 17, 2007 18:51:35 GMT
I only dumped in the hotel. What? Ye didn't sleep or eat there - ye just used it for sh*tting in? By heck - ye must be LOADED (wi' cash, not poop!) if you can afford to do rum tricks like that!!! ;D N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Jan 17, 2007 18:53:01 GMT
I did have a p*ss in the Empire State building! I might use that as my signature! ;D |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jan 17, 2007 23:50:21 GMT
Feck!
Sorry Spiel... I ended up editing yer post there when I meant to quote - that fecking coffee's done it!!!
Apologies.
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