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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 20, 2006 16:53:00 GMT
Come on! Even Stormtroopers Drop their load...   |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 22, 2006 21:53:10 GMT
Here... I've had three today - and one of them were in Yorkshire - 120 miles away!
Oh yes - you KNOW it!
Beat that!
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 22, 2006 22:47:56 GMT
Here... I've had three today - and one of them were in Yorkshire - 120 miles away! Oh yes - you KNOW it! Beat that! ;D N. I shall be having several in New York in exactly 11 weeks time (approx. 3500 miles away!)  |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 23, 2006 8:37:58 GMT
Showoff!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 30, 2006 20:34:31 GMT
Here - no-one sh*ttened for a bit? I'm off now - them beans and eggs have 'worked' me!  ;D N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 30, 2006 22:45:22 GMT
I've still been sh*ttin', but not as regular the last few days. Lots of false alarms. - You get to the bog, and it's just a big fart! I've started getting lazy now and taking the risk that it is only a big fart and not a genuine call. So far so good... But I won't push my luck! |
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Post by Dance Commander on Nov 5, 2006 15:13:19 GMT
Here... I've had three today - and one of them were in Yorkshire - 120 miles away! Oh yes - you KNOW it! Beat that! ;D N. I shall be having several in New York in exactly 11 weeks time (approx. 3500 miles away!) Seeing as pluginbaby thinks this thread is perverted and doesn't seem to want to take part in it... I'll ye! She's had one in New Zealand! Now BEAT THAT!  She'll most likely slap if she reads this, too. ;D |
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Post by Stan Butler on Nov 5, 2006 16:25:00 GMT
Seeing as pluginbaby thinks this thread is perverted and doesn't seem to want to take part in it... I'll ye! She's had one in New Zealand! Now BEAT THAT! She'll most likely slap if she reads this, too. ;D That's a pretty impressive poo! I wonder if it had an aroma of New Zealand Lamb! I've not been very regular lately. Lucky if I manage one a day. It must have something to do with this cough I've had lately? ...and it's not that I havne't tried the right foods! |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Nov 5, 2006 22:48:55 GMT
A long way to go just to have a Brad Pitt! Furthest I've cacked is Majorca! Hmm - could be a challenge in here: Phineas Fogg: "I challenge you sir... I'll wager 100 guineas that I can 'lay a dog' egg in every country in the world, and be back in time to 'drop a load' in front of Buckingham Palace for Queen Victoria's birthday" Mad stuff - but you've GOT TO give me 10/10 for me imagination!  N. P.S. I last 'went' at about 6pm this evening! |
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Post by Grimly Fiendish on Nov 6, 2006 13:46:15 GMT
I shall be having several in New York in exactly 11 weeks time (approx. 3500 miles away!) Seeing as pluginbaby thinks this thread is perverted and doesn't seem to want to take part in it... I'll ye! She's had one in New Zealand! Now BEAT THAT! She'll most likely slap if she reads this, too. ;D Ye cheeky get! Didn't think I'd read this did you? |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Nov 6, 2006 14:04:03 GMT
Here - I'm surprised to see you here in the 'Gents Lav' style thread!
I say!
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Post by Grimly Fiendish on Nov 6, 2006 16:41:18 GMT
Well I was reading D.C.'s intro and there was a link to here... So I thought I'd pop in and see what was going on xD
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Nov 6, 2006 16:46:18 GMT
Sure(!)
This thread pwns you now!
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Post by Grimly Fiendish on Nov 6, 2006 16:48:36 GMT
I'm afraid you may be right. Either that or it's D.C.'s constant nagging over my shoulder, telling me to come in and see what's going on ¬_¬
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Nov 6, 2006 16:50:31 GMT
It's all good stuff lol. As I said before, as a Nurse you have to check on these things - seriously... you need to be aware of who 'hasn't been' in order to effect good health. So it's part joke AND part serious... of course it got blown out (pun intended) of all proportion with details of wind, stinging bums etc. etc. Ah s*d it - it's a British tradition to talk about poop and laugh at f*rt jokes! N. |
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