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Post by The Collector on Aug 18, 2006 20:41:51 GMT
Yorkshire kids have a new way of taking Ecstacy.
They crush it
Heat it on a spoon
Put it in a syringe
and inject it into their mouth.
It's known as...
E by gum!
(With humble thanks to Moriarty who told me above...I ain't taking the blame!)
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Post by gareth on Sept 10, 2006 18:59:17 GMT
what did the police man say to is chest he sed that u r under a vest
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Post by gareth on Sept 10, 2006 19:08:43 GMT
what did the big chimney say to the littel chimney.ur to young to smoke
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 10, 2006 21:59:10 GMT
Bloody hell Gareth. I've not heard them since 1st year infants!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 11, 2006 10:18:05 GMT
;D Me neither - classics!!!  N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 11, 2006 11:28:06 GMT
Are we stooping to this level now then... BOY: The invisible man's at the door dad DAD: Tell him I can't see him  Did you hear the story about the forty foot high wall? You'll never get over it! Did you hear about the Irish man who bought a paper shop? It blew away!   Yes! Thanks to Wall's Ice lollies in the early 80's! Now.... If Ken Goodwin told these, they would be hilarious! ;D |
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Post by gareth on Sept 11, 2006 11:53:46 GMT
a driver stopped and asked 2 packets of crisp do u want lift,thay no we r walkers
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 11, 2006 13:18:46 GMT
What flavour were they?
I like Helicopter...
But I'll have plain if they ain't got none!
N.
P.S. What's green and lights up? An electric cucumber!
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 11, 2006 13:30:01 GMT
What's pink n hard?
A pig with a flick knife.
What's green n hard?
Kermit the frog with a machine gun
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Post by gareth on Sept 11, 2006 13:33:57 GMT
do u want me to tell u a joke about sum butter no u mite spread it
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 11, 2006 13:41:39 GMT
and the parrot says...
"WHO IS IT?"
;D
What's pink and fluffy?
pink fluff.
What's blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff hoding its breath!
;D
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Post by gareth on Sept 11, 2006 14:31:16 GMT
why did the heaghog cross the road.coz he wanted to get to is flat mat
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Post by gareth on Sept 11, 2006 14:32:08 GMT
my spelling is rubbish sorry
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 11, 2006 15:28:09 GMT
No probs re: the spelling - we're not going to get 'marked out of ten' for it on here.
Now as to the quality if the jokes though... hmm... that's another matter!
;D
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 11, 2006 15:59:20 GMT
why did the heaghog cross the road.coz he wanted to get to is flat mat That makes it funnier!  Flat mat! (Sorry Gareth!) |
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