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Post by bluebottle on Sept 11, 2006 18:09:09 GMT
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Post by gareth on Sept 11, 2006 19:19:02 GMT
what is green and sits in a corner.the incredbul sulk
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 11, 2006 20:59:39 GMT
Why did the pervert cross the road?
coz he couldn't get his nob out of the chicken
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Post by The Collector on Sept 11, 2006 21:29:05 GMT
What's Green and Smells of Bacon?
Kermit's Finger!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 12, 2006 7:29:31 GMT
what is green and sits in a corner.the incredbul sulk That's one of my favourites is that!  Anyroad... this kid's jumping up and down going... "Boing! Boing!" His Mam shouts: "BE SILENT!" So he goes... "Oing! Oing!" Oh me ribs - I always lol at that one!!! ;D N. |
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Post by gareth on Sept 12, 2006 12:52:31 GMT
2 tomatos walking down the street and the big 1 tuned to the small 1 and says cum on kechup
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Post by gareth on Sept 12, 2006 14:43:01 GMT
what did the big lite bolb say to the littel lite bolb. he sed u r to litet
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Post by gareth on Sept 12, 2006 20:11:40 GMT
a man walked in to a bar and he sed hoooooch
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 12, 2006 22:57:31 GMT
I don't know if these are getting better or worse!!!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 13, 2006 11:08:56 GMT
They're improvingly deteriorating!
;D
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P.S. What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit?
Egg!
Judge with no fingers?
Justice thumbs!
;D
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Post by gareth on Sept 13, 2006 12:16:21 GMT
willem shakspear went in to a bar and the landlord sed get out u r bared
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Post by BobbyRazzle on Sept 13, 2006 12:51:08 GMT
Bloody hell.
Even I wouldn't use these jokes!
what about this one...
a bear and a rabbit were having a shit in the woods.
the bear said to the rabbit "do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur"
The rabbit said "No",
So the bear wiped his arse with the rabbit
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Post by gareth on Sept 13, 2006 14:50:22 GMT
why did the chicken cross the road.to get to the other side
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 13, 2006 21:44:55 GMT
why did the chicken cross the road.to get to the other side  Now we're going with the classics eh? Nice one! ;D N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 13, 2006 22:46:56 GMT
We'll be doing 'Knock Knock' jokes next.
Hint hint!
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