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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 14, 2006 8:15:06 GMT
"Knock Knock." "Who's There?" "Spielberg." "Ah. I thought it would be thee... bugger off, I'm not being drawn in." "Ah. I thought it would be thee... bugger off, I'm not being drawn in WHO?." ... ... ...  ;D N. |
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Post by BobbyRazzle on Sept 19, 2006 16:37:51 GMT
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 24, 2006 21:13:57 GMT
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Coz every time she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 25, 2006 19:48:20 GMT
Derty pig!
;D
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Post by Stan Butler on May 15, 2009 11:46:13 GMT
WARNING - THESE ARE REALLY BAD!!!What do you call a judge with no thumbs? Justice Fingers. ***** What do clouds wear under their clothes? Thunderware. ***** What's an archeologist? Someone whose career is in ruins. ***** What does a cat sleep on? A caterpillow. ***** What happens when two snails fight? They slug it out. ***** What's the strongest bird? A crane. ***** How did the artist paint a picture? Easel-y. ***** How do you catch a squirrel? Climb in a tree and act like a nut. ***** How do you have a party in outer space? You plan-et. ***** If two collars had a race, how would it end? In a tie. ***** What kind of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? Iceberg. ***** Why would you take a hammer to bed? So you could hit the sack. 
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Post by Stan Butler on May 24, 2009 4:22:06 GMT
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
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Post by Reneekittycat on Jun 6, 2009 18:29:23 GMT
Ok, remember this is the place for bad jokes, and these are really BAD! ;D
What did the mother buffalo say to her child as he left for school?...Bison!
Where did the little king keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
Why was Cinderella so lousy at baseball? Who could blame her, she had a pumpkin for a coach and was always running from the ball!
Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo Drizzle
What do you have on your patio that is Irish? PATTY O'FURNITURE
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a spider? A hairnet.
Why don't ducks carry spare change? They all have "bills".
What did one frog say to the other? Time sure if fun when you're having flies.
What does an agnostic dyslexic do when experiencing insomnia? ANSWER: Sit up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Why did the one handed man cross the road?? ANSWER: cause the second hand store was across the street.
Why do people wear perfume and cologne to church? ANSWER: Because they sit on pews.
Why do cowboys ride horses? ANSWER: Because they are too heavy to carry.
What do you call onions and beans? ANSWER: Tear gas.
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Post by Animal on Jun 10, 2009 17:43:27 GMT
You say: Nice to see you back
Other person says: what about my front
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Post by Zoot on Sept 3, 2009 11:53:59 GMT
Did you hear about the Dutch girl modeling inflatable shoes? She popped her clogs!  |
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