Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 18, 2006 9:15:26 GMT
Here's what I dreamed about...
Sat there with Peter Kay...
And we're just in a pub, having a laugh... and every time I cam out with something slightly amusing - the bugger wrote it down!
And then a big argument ensued about him nicking my material!
So THAT'S how he does it!!!
Previous mad dreams I've had...
Dreamt it was Christmas... I had to work late, came home... all the grub practically gone... only things left:
A few 'cadbury's' Xmas Tree novelty chocolates.
A fruitcake shaped like a hedgehog - very dry looking: no icing or anything.
Small jar of pickled onions.
A few chips and a scrap of fish on a tray (Chippy open on Xmas Day eh?)
4 Cans of "Tetley" bitter.
My wife then told me she was off to bed and the presents were by my bed - I said I didn't care and would leave 'em until the day after!
I was with Peter Kay and Dave Spikey, and we went past a camper van, and I said:
"Ooh that takes me back... remember this?"
then started singing in a daft voice:
"Don't know where we're going
Less talent than Jim Bowen
You know this show is going nowhere!"
Then I kept having a dig, and PK said:
"Cut that out - have got some powerful friends you know!"
I said, "Who the **** are you? One of the X Men?"
But then Dave S. threw me out of the car which upset me... I've a lot of time for him, and he weren't responsible for the show anyhow - had nowt to do with it!
Woke up in a right mood!
N.
Sat there with Peter Kay...
And we're just in a pub, having a laugh... and every time I cam out with something slightly amusing - the bugger wrote it down!
And then a big argument ensued about him nicking my material!
So THAT'S how he does it!!!
Previous mad dreams I've had...
Dreamt it was Christmas... I had to work late, came home... all the grub practically gone... only things left:
A few 'cadbury's' Xmas Tree novelty chocolates.
A fruitcake shaped like a hedgehog - very dry looking: no icing or anything.
Small jar of pickled onions.
A few chips and a scrap of fish on a tray (Chippy open on Xmas Day eh?)
4 Cans of "Tetley" bitter.
My wife then told me she was off to bed and the presents were by my bed - I said I didn't care and would leave 'em until the day after!
I was with Peter Kay and Dave Spikey, and we went past a camper van, and I said:
"Ooh that takes me back... remember this?"
then started singing in a daft voice:
"Don't know where we're going
Less talent than Jim Bowen
You know this show is going nowhere!"
Then I kept having a dig, and PK said:
"Cut that out - have got some powerful friends you know!"
I said, "Who the **** are you? One of the X Men?"
But then Dave S. threw me out of the car which upset me... I've a lot of time for him, and he weren't responsible for the show anyhow - had nowt to do with it!
Woke up in a right mood!
N.
