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Post by judyteen on Oct 5, 2006 7:36:38 GMT
gary, tell him who brian is  a picture would be better, preferably not one of me wearing his clothes  |
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 5, 2006 9:22:50 GMT
gary, tell him who brian is a picture would be better, preferably not one of me wearing his clothes It might be for the best not to put a pic of Brian on here!  Instead, here's a lookalike...  |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 5, 2006 9:41:51 GMT
Hmm... he's ripped of PK with that pose... you know the 'flicking the vee' thing that he does so hilariously.
Speaking of which - here's another one to help you sleep...
[imghttp://www.jungleboffin.com/images/artoriginals/starstruck/peter.kay.jpg[/img]
;D
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 5, 2006 9:43:48 GMT
Friknin, but not as scary as 'Brian'!
PS... MODIFY YOUR POST!!!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 5, 2006 9:45:33 GMT
Hmm... he's ripped of PK with that pose... you know the 'flicking the vee' thing that he does so hilariously. Speaking of which - here's another one to help you sleep...  ;D N. |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 5, 2006 9:45:59 GMT
;D
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 5, 2006 9:51:30 GMT
Thank you!
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Post by The Collector on Oct 17, 2006 16:05:56 GMT
Had a dream...John Wayne was broght back from the dead to become a John wayne impersonater to investigate Crime!
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 17, 2006 16:18:26 GMT
Had a dream...John Wayne was broght back from the dead to become a John wayne impersonater to investigate Crime! Very interesting!  |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 29, 2006 7:21:16 GMT
Here's the latest...
I was a copper (yes - surprised me too) and was working with a young wpc about to 'pass out' - she'd been having a 'do' with another female copper and I told her to leave it - she was not far off finishing and not to let anything jeopardise things, and that the other officer was hoping to see her off the force (Jesus, it sounds like a bad 'Carla Lane' drama this).
Anyhow - the day comes.
She 'passes out'.
Comes over and thanks me and says 'if it weren't for you...' etc. etc.
And I say:
"Yes... but having said that, I may be a bit of a hypocrite here... don't go mad if I go iver there and tw*t him in a minute"
And I pointed to a cocky young copper with a pint and a cig. in his hand who clocked me and raised his glass with a 'p*ss taking' look on his face.
And that copper was...
No - not Peter Kay -
Jude Law!
Now... Gawd knows what this is about, I've nowt against Jude Law!
There you go - I'm glad I've got this out of my head and down here for all to see - it's good therapy for me!
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Post by Stan Butler on Nov 16, 2006 23:08:22 GMT
Last night I dreamt I was on the school run, heading for Pemberton. I was going through Wigan town centre, near Caroline Street, a bridge had been removed so I couldn't continue. I was in a panic, worrying that the kids couldn't get home now. Then it dawned on me, I wasn't even driving my mini-bus, I was on foot! |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Nov 17, 2006 16:44:23 GMT
What a beggar - did you have to give 'em all 'donkey backs'?
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Post by Stan Butler on Nov 17, 2006 17:15:48 GMT
What a beggar - did you have to give 'em all 'donkey backs'? ;D N. No, they all had their own!  |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Nov 17, 2006 19:02:39 GMT
I see - "Pay as you go eh"! ;D N. P.S. Go on - you laughed at that then thought: "Hang on- that makes FOOK ALL sense!" Yer reet - it don't - but sounds witty and VERY sharp! |
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Post by Stan Butler on Nov 17, 2006 20:21:37 GMT
VERY sharp!  |
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