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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 3, 2006 7:13:31 GMT
No idea... it was just there in the dream... never saw the script for it.
Mad names often crop up in dreams and in part have a basis on real events though...
I'll tell ye what I mean - you ever had a relative who refers to something that's obscure and makes no sense such as "We've allus called it that" - not simply a malapropism (i.e. getting something mixed up a la 'George Formby' grill) - but naming something differenty... a nickname etc.
Well, my Auntie was always doing this, so in my dream as mad as this sounds it makes sens to be the sort of thing she would come out with (plus she was in her late 70s - and we're in a society that makes allowances for this kind of thing).
Dreamed I went round.
"I've been to Chorley" I said.
"Oh France." she replied.
I questioned her on this thinking she'd misheard.
"No... I heard you - it's just that we've always called it 'France' - I don't know why. Mind you - we also call it 'Bessie Bacon'!"
Now... she passed on YEARS ago, but this ruddy thing is still stuck in my head!!!
Slimy Thompson and Bessie Bacon - no wonder I don't sleep much - I'm sh*t scared to see what the third in this surreal trilogy will be!
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 3, 2006 9:16:22 GMT
Slimy Thompson and Bessie Bacon ;D N. Sounds like characters out of Viz!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 3, 2006 9:25:45 GMT
;D Nah... you're thinking of Biffer Thompson and Slimy Bacon!
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 4, 2006 12:14:58 GMT
Guess who cropped up in mine last night?
None of than Mr.Greedy himself, Peter Kay.
Don't know where it took place though. Some sort of nightclub in a warehouse I think.
Anyway, Peter was in there getting quite a bit of stick of people in there, so I shouted him over for a chat. I told how much I enjoyed Phoenix Nights. He was quite chuffed and thought I was making a mate of him, then I mentioned about him being nothing but a money-grabbing b*stard these days.
He went off in a huff, crying (literally). The soft get!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 4, 2006 12:21:24 GMT
;D I like it!
I dreamed that we were sorting an account out at the bank... and it was taking ages.
A bloke came over and started dissing me for taking so long.
"Have you got a problem, you f*ck*ng fat four-eyed tw*t?" I said.
Taken aback, he said "Erm... no"
I said "Well f*ck off and come back again tomorrow ye fat b*st*rd before I fr*gg*ng well knock you out!"
I woke up in a reet nowty mood too!
Gawd knows what all that was about!
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 4, 2006 12:23:59 GMT
;D I like it! I dreamed that we were sorting an account out at the bank... and it was taking ages. A bloke came over and started dissing me for taking so long. "Have you got a problem, you f*ck*ng fat four-eyed tw*t?" I said. Taken aback, he said "Erm... no" I said "Well f*ck off and come back again tomorrow ye fat b*st*rd before I fr*gg*ng well knock you out!" I woke up in a reet nowty mood too! Gawd knows what all that was about! ;D N. Who was the bloke? Bernard Manning!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 4, 2006 12:26:33 GMT
No... just one of these tossers with a suit and tie on... probably wanting to deposit £2,500 in his account during his dinner hour.
He looked a bit like David Cronenberg only fatter!
If I dream I see him again, I'll have him, the sarky get!
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 4, 2006 12:46:27 GMT
You can meet some right shits in your dreams!
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Post by judyteen on Oct 4, 2006 13:39:09 GMT
i had a dream, i went to me nephews engagement party and one o party games was, dj got 5 wimmin and 5 men on stage and ended up wi wimmin swoppin clothes wi men, who i have to add didn't really know each other. anyway the fella i was paired up with was - well lets just say he wasn't the best looking bloke or the most fragrant. the worse bit was wen he took his pants off, no, not his underpants hang on.......that wernt a dream wer it?? it wer a nightmare and one everybody mentions at every family do, to this day. is this reverse psychology? cos i wish this was a dream
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 4, 2006 15:15:20 GMT
Here... I was there - don't you remember? I were the one wi' the burberry underkecks on that I was wearing as a bet!
I recall it well - that bra I ended up wi' didn't half pinch!
NOW who's worried?
Reality? Psychosis? Nightmare? Gawd knows!
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 4, 2006 16:20:21 GMT
i had a dream, i went to me nephews engagement party and one o party games was, dj got 5 wimmin and 5 men on stage and ended up wi wimmin swoppin clothes wi men, who i have to add didn't really know each other. anyway the fella i was paired up with was - well lets just say he wasn't the best looking bloke or the most fragrant. the worse bit was wen he took his pants off, no, not his underpants hang on.......that wernt a dream wer it?? it wer a nightmare and one everybody mentions at every family do, to this day. is this reverse psychology? cos i wish this was a dream Sounds very familiar that! Who did you end up with?
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chuckstryker
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"I'm back, bigger, badder and madder than ever".
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Post by chuckstryker on Oct 4, 2006 17:19:37 GMT
I think you all need to take you're medication.
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Post by judyteen on Oct 4, 2006 18:28:32 GMT
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 4, 2006 19:58:00 GMT
Who the hell is Brian?
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Post by Reneekittycat on Oct 5, 2006 7:23:26 GMT
I have something I'd thought you'd all find funny to share concerning dreams. My friend, Denise, woke from a dream suddenly and was still partly dreaming she woke her husband up screaming at him to get out of there before her husband Jim came home. This did not really amuse her husband and he demanded an explanation. She tried to tell him that she had been just dreaming but it was days before he finally warmed up to her again. I nearly peed myself laughing when she told me this. Now honest time guys, how would you react to your sweetie if she did this? Hmmmm?
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