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Post by bluebottle on Oct 10, 2006 17:29:07 GMT
DON'T PANIC the idea of this is that you just read what the person before has written and then you carry the story on.
Fear not if you are at a loss for what to put it doesn't have to make sense (Not Much Else Round Here Does).
So just give it you best shot.
Lets Begin!!
There was this Hippie out of his mind on LSD.......
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 10, 2006 17:30:59 GMT
His name was Neil...
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Post by bluebottle on Oct 10, 2006 17:32:16 GMT
He got the LSD from Kevin.
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 10, 2006 17:33:48 GMT
who was a very strange homosexual
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Post by bluebottle on Oct 10, 2006 17:38:45 GMT
With a uncanny resemblance to Jesus...
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 10, 2006 17:39:43 GMT
As a child, he looked like Ronnie O'Sullivan.
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Post by The Collector on Oct 10, 2006 18:38:03 GMT
Anyway, one morning he awoke
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Post by mckenzie on Oct 10, 2006 19:21:36 GMT
turning to kevin , with whom he had spent the night,he said
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 10, 2006 22:13:34 GMT
"JESUS CHRIST!!!",
"NO" said kevin in a very camp voice then he...
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 10, 2006 23:07:59 GMT
cried out:
"This inane patois reminds me of 'Revolution 9' by the Beatles", then stormed out of the room.
Meanwhile, the next door neighbour's cat was in somewhat of a dillema - unable to work out the 'one-way' cat flap, he'd locked himself out again.
He shrugged then licked his paws when suddenly...
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Post by mckenzie on Oct 11, 2006 5:03:16 GMT
kevin, who was the next door neighbour came down the garden path and in a fit of temper, kicked the cat right up the arse,sending it head first through the catflat into the..........
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 11, 2006 8:31:34 GMT
road outside, just as a steam roller was passing. The cat was squashed flat. Neil came rushing outside shouting "Eric! Eric". The steam roller driver showed Neil 'Flat Eric' and said...
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 11, 2006 9:00:08 GMT
"Falt as a pancake eh?" and grinned... although not impressed by this as he'd hoped to come up with a pun, but failed.
Neil wasn't too peturbed though - the cat was of course a 'Warner Brothers' cartoon cat, so he simply pulled out an 'acme' bike pump and re-inflated the poor flattened moggy.
Unfortunately, he'd used to much air and...
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 11, 2006 9:02:42 GMT
Eric floated on up into the sky and got hit by a passing helicopter. Neil looked up and said "Bloody hell, it's just not that cat's day today is it".....
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 11, 2006 9:58:42 GMT
"Seven lives left" thought the cat and shrugged in the way that only an indifferent feline can. He closed his eyes and waited for whatever was to happen next.
Meanwhile, back on the ground, trouble was brewing.
There had been a chemical spill in the old "Dangerous Chemical Warehouse" and...
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