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Post by The Collector on Oct 11, 2006 11:14:35 GMT
It had run into the sewer system, which also ran through the next door Graveyard.
The pipes were cracked with age and the Chemicals started to leak into the soil...
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Post by mckenzie on Oct 11, 2006 13:47:53 GMT
the chemicals where now seeping through the graveyard soil, until they came to a new grave being dug by neil, the chemicals now began to rise,now as we know neil being a bit partial to taking the odd chemical started to get the shakes and...
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 11, 2006 15:41:01 GMT
hung around for while so he could inhale some of the fumes....After several minutes he started to see dead people coming up from the graves. One of them was a black-haired fat chap in his early thirties wearing a royal blue shirt. "Bloody Hell!" said Neil, "It's..........
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Post by The Collector on Oct 11, 2006 15:44:37 GMT
But before he could say, the figure lumbered towards him isuuing a fearsome cry...'Ngnarlink bbbreed'
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 11, 2006 15:49:10 GMT
Neil sh*t himself (literally) and ran away. He tripped over a piece of broken stone and slid about twenty feet on his knees. The figure in the blue shirt shouted "Hey, you owe me money for that." Before Neil could say anything.......
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Post by The Collector on Oct 11, 2006 16:07:28 GMT
Another figure lept on him shouting IMHISAGENTTWENTYPERCENTFORME....
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Post by bluebottle on Oct 11, 2006 19:16:25 GMT
Not understanding what the creature had said Neil got to his feet and headed out of the graveyard followed by the cemical spillage...
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 11, 2006 20:14:49 GMT
... which had somehow grown legs in order to do so. Neil soon realised this was just another bad trip, because, suddenly Eric the cat was in front of him once more looking larger than ever. He resembled 'Digby The Biggest dog in the world', but without as much hair, and was still a cat. However, Eric the cat was carrying a big tin of white emulsion with which he...
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Post by mckenzie on Oct 11, 2006 20:47:26 GMT
began to paint white lines down the middle of the road,now this confused neil as he suddenly dropped to his knees and started to snort the white lines,the smell of the emulsion flying up neils nose sent his head spinning and the rest of his body to...
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Post by The Collector on Oct 11, 2006 21:09:11 GMT
The back of Tesco where it was cut up and packaged as Prime Steak...His head on the other hand...
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Post by mckenzie on Oct 11, 2006 21:24:09 GMT
was served up on a silver platter at the gravediggers annual dinner dance, which this year was held at...
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 11, 2006 22:23:18 GMT
the 'flying ashtray' in Scholes. People came from all over the country to taste the flavour of Neil's head. Some people commented that it tasted just like chicken, others thought it was more like...
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Post by mckenzie on Oct 12, 2006 4:44:17 GMT
pork as neil had always been a bit pig headed,but as the night wore on the chemicals that neil had inhaled began to take effect on the gravediggers who had eaten a slice of neils head, they now began to dance like ..
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 12, 2006 4:58:51 GMT
Pepsi and Shirley... or was it Mel & Kim, either way it was neither entertaining nor 'respectable'. Like most council workers however, the gravediggers had to stop after half an hour to have a 'ciggie break'.
As Mick, the leader of the gang, rolled his second cigarette, he noticed that one of the...
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 12, 2006 15:50:33 GMT
council workers had a phoney moustache. He looked like one of the 'Village People', and was even wearing the full leather gear. Mick felt somewhat uncomfortable until he realised it was Kevin underneath the disguise. "Where the hell have you been Kevin?" asked Mick.
"Well" replied Kevin, "With all this comotion with the chemical spillage. I buggered off out of the story for a while. I thought everyone had forgot about me, so I bought this fake moustache as an act of attention".
And "what have you been doing in the meantime?" asked Mick...
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