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Post by The Collector on Nov 9, 2006 14:33:22 GMT
...A car battery attached to his nipples.
This had the affect of making Kevin...
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Post by moriarty on Nov 9, 2006 15:35:35 GMT
rather limp all over........
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Post by The Collector on Nov 10, 2006 13:27:55 GMT
Which was fairly normal, The Copper removed the clamps off his nipples and put them...
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Post by The Collector on Nov 28, 2006 11:32:41 GMT
onto a passing elephant who...
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Post by The Collector on Dec 13, 2006 11:22:05 GMT
Did a ton on the motorway, the Police suggested you treat it as a roundabout, Meanwhile...
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Post by The Collector on Dec 20, 2006 11:14:24 GMT
Kevin had put on a Santa suit saying...
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Post by Stan Butler on Jan 1, 2007 18:57:01 GMT
"I think I might be a bit late putting this suit on, but balls to it, here goes anyway..."
As he put on the suit, he felt the need for a big p*ss. He headed for the toilet and stayed there for what seemed like an hour.
Suddenly Kevin woke up, in a puddle of his own urine. All of this hadn't happened after all. It was just one long trip off some LSD!
THE END
;D
Next Story......
There was once a chap called 'Brian Socks'. Aptly named because of his love of novelty socks. He was quite a pleasant chap most of the time, but did have bursts of anger, especially if he couldn't get his own way. Brian was a keen finder of a great bargain.
One day Brian set off to do his shopping at Tesco.....
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Post by The Collector on Jan 3, 2007 10:12:10 GMT
He'd run out of his favourite breakfast food....
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Post by Stan Butler on Jan 3, 2007 13:55:57 GMT
which was Cornflakes! Now Brian enjoyed Kellogs cornflakes, but Tesco's own branded ones were 4p cheaper and tasted exactly the same! So he decided to stock up and buy a few boxes of Tesco's own. He put them in his basket then headed towards the sock department upstairs....
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Post by The Collector on Feb 4, 2007 18:58:50 GMT
But to his dismay it was closed, "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" he screamed rage building up inside him...
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Post by Stan Butler on Feb 7, 2007 10:00:52 GMT
His eyes turned green, there was some sort of squealing sound coming from nowhere too. "What the hell's that noise" he thought to himself as his shirt began to rip and his muscles grew. He even developed bushy hair and eye-brows.
After a few moments Brian began to roar with anger. He broke his way into the sock department, picked up several pairs of socks, stuffed them in his pockets and ran away in slow motion...
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Post by The Collector on Feb 7, 2007 13:22:53 GMT
The next thing he knew he was walking down a road trying to thumb a lift, a strange piano tune playing in his mind...
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Post by Stan Butler on Feb 7, 2007 13:52:27 GMT
which made him feel like crying...
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Post by The Collector on Feb 8, 2007 13:29:17 GMT
But he realised if he did his cornflakes would go soggy 'If I cry, my Cornflakes would go soggy' He thought to himself...he used a sock to dab his eyes..suddenly...
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Post by The Collector on Mar 13, 2007 18:58:12 GMT
he got an erection
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