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Post by Reneekittycat on May 10, 2007 21:15:43 GMT
Paris comes running back and grabs Brian and gives him a wet sloppy kiss. Brian looks at her and says.....
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Post by The Collector on May 11, 2007 8:53:23 GMT
'Get off me you stupid cow'
When Suddenly The Goodies appeared, Bill looked at tim and said 'Are we being used as a Cheap excuse to mention us in this story?' Bill nodded as they rode off, naraly missing the fainted body who'd suffered the Sock attack.
'Hang on' said Brian...
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Post by Reneekittycat on May 11, 2007 18:11:52 GMT
I need to get a picture of this". He whips out his digital and starts snapping. Paris starts to pose thinking that he MUST want a photo of her. Brian gets angry at her and.......
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Post by The Collector on May 12, 2007 10:01:42 GMT
shoves a sock full of cornflakes right up her...
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Post by Reneekittycat on May 12, 2007 16:22:11 GMT
nose. Paris, thinking it's a new kind of drug starts ripping her clothes off and yelling.......
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Post by The Collector on May 12, 2007 20:02:14 GMT
look at me..
all the men near say ' gosh, that boy's got no willy' which...
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Post by Reneekittycat on May 13, 2007 5:34:49 GMT
Paris took to mean that she needed a boy named Willy. Walking out in to the traffic she flaged down a car with her T-shirt. She said "Hey, there is your name Willy?" He said "yes it's Willy Thorne, what do you want?"
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Post by The Collector on May 13, 2007 11:08:36 GMT
'I'd like to see your Cue action', with that she thrust
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Post by Reneekittycat on May 13, 2007 15:29:09 GMT
her chihuahua in his face and said....
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Post by The Collector on May 14, 2007 11:50:07 GMT
'This isn't the only dog you'll have in your face today'...
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Post by Reneekittycat on Jun 2, 2007 0:31:27 GMT
Suddenly Bob Barker came running up asking if she had had her dog spayed or neutered to control the pet population. Paris screamed and ran off naked down the highway. Brian looks at Willy and says........
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Post by The Collector on Jun 2, 2007 10:16:08 GMT
'Thank goodness we've got rid of her, i mean she Had no socks on, the hussy!'
With that Willy drove off, Brian watched his car dissaperar...
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Post by Reneekittycat on Jun 3, 2007 18:51:55 GMT
Brian looked down to see Paris's chihuahua and jumped, the dog ran off. "Someone should kill that huge rat before it bites some kid" said Brian. With that he got in his car and drove away. Suddenly David Hasselhoff ran up and asked.........
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Post by Stan Butler on Feb 22, 2012 18:18:33 GMT
if he's like to have a ride in his car called KITT.
They both got in, followed the rat. KITT used his laser beam to kill the rat, hence ending the rat's life and avoiding the hurt of any young kid.
Brian was so pleased and excited. He swapped David's car KITT for his supply of socks and cornflakes and became a lone crusader on the road to find a new line in socks. He raced away into the dark sunset.
(THE END)
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Post by Stan Butler on Feb 22, 2012 18:20:20 GMT
It was a very hot summer's day. Casper the skank was out on his mobility scooter. His girlfriend Ethel was on the back. They were riding round looking for...
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