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Post by The Collector on Sept 5, 2006 13:26:09 GMT
Just had one, Was talking to Speilberg and was Touching cloth...So had to make quick exit
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 5, 2006 14:12:34 GMT
Thank Gawd you replied Zygon... I was getting worried - as far as I know, this is the first Brad Pitt you've had since this thread started! ;D Sorry folks - can't help it... you work in nursing and this sort of stuff is important (being serious for once) - here's some info: Constipation is defined as having a bowel movement fewer than three times per week. With constipation stools are usually hard, dry, small in size, and difficult to eliminate. Some people who are constipated find it painful to have a bowel movement and often experience straining, bloating, and the sensation of a full bowel.
Some people think they are constipated if they do not have a bowel movement every day. However, normal stool elimination may be three times a day or three times a week, depending on the person.
Constipation is a symptom, not a disease. Almost everyone experiences constipation at some point in their life, and a poor diet typically is the cause. Most constipation is temporary and not serious. Understanding its causes, prevention, and treatment will help most people find relief.
There you go! By the way... just off for one myself - excuse!  N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 5, 2006 22:50:35 GMT
I've had three today,
so I'm obviously not in the constipated club!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 6, 2006 8:14:31 GMT
Great stuff!
I've just opened thae auld 'bomb bay doors' and got rid of a stinky stowaway meself!
But ooh though...
OOH!
Why do I insist on eating jalapenos?
I with I had a fridge in the lavvy to keep the bogroll in!
;D
N.
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 6, 2006 9:04:19 GMT
As I'm typing this, my guts are now churning, preparing for my 1st one of the day.
And a little later than expected!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 6, 2006 9:23:23 GMT
You should set yer arse properly...
The consequences of the 'snooze alarm' on a bum not being activated can be disastrous!
;D
N.
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Post by The Collector on Sept 6, 2006 9:26:28 GMT
You should set yer arse properly... The consequences of the 'snooze alarm' on a bum not being activated can be disastrous! ;D N. Not had one yet this morning...Going to the Doctors in a mo, Cant Plop in a public loo, so hope one doesn't need it's freedom just yet. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 6, 2006 15:42:01 GMT
You should set yer arse properly... The consequences of the 'snooze alarm' on a bum not being activated can be disastrous! ;D N. I can honestly say, I've never shat in bed! |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 7, 2006 4:42:38 GMT
I can honestly say, I've never shat in bed! And that's to your credit! Neither have I... I've had a few near misses at times with 'liquid wind' but luckily nothing disastrous... always caught it just i time! ;D N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 7, 2006 8:55:53 GMT
I've had a few near misses at times with 'liquid wind' but luckily nothing disastrous... always caught it just i time! ;D N. ;D Not heard it called 'liquid wind' before! It's sneaky stuff is that. You have to be very careful! |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 7, 2006 16:07:04 GMT
 Oh yes... liquid wind also know as "a fart wi' lumps in it" Dangerous stuff! ;D N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 7, 2006 17:20:07 GMT
Sometimes it's a gamble. Is it a fart, or is there something lurking behind it. The curiosity gets the better of you sometimes (almost!)  |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 7, 2006 20:16:18 GMT
Well I'm not bothered... just had me third poop today - and all good 'uns!
I'll have to get a lottery ticket for Sat'day!
;D
N.
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 10, 2006 13:08:04 GMT
How strange it is just looking at this thread. It's made me require one right now.....
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Post by The Collector on Sept 10, 2006 14:40:22 GMT
How strange it is just looking at this thread. It's made me require one right now..... Planet Comedy, nature's laxative |
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