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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 11, 2006 8:31:45 GMT
Yes!
Saves on 'Senna' and other purgatives!
;D
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 12, 2006 8:18:48 GMT
Not been on this thread for a couple of days, but that doesn't mean I haven't been for a Baz.
In fact, yesterday I had four, spread out during the course of the day. The first three were solid little fun size fudges, the last one was a full on pebble dash (get the bog brush out and scrub type)
Had curry for my tea, hence the last one! Which was followed this morning with a two-parter. Got to end of part one, wiped, then part two began (call it a sequel if you like)
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 12, 2006 9:18:39 GMT
I think now that we're getting technical on here re: our descriptions we should utilise the Bristol Stool Chart - a genuine thing used in the NHS to categorise types of poo!  The Bristol Stool Scale or Bristol Stool Chart is a medical aid designed to classify the feces form into seven groups. It was developed by Heaton and Lewis at the University of Bristol and was first published in the Scandinavian Journal of Gastroenterology in 1997. The form of the stool depends on the time it spends in the colon.
The seven types of stool are:
Type 1: Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Type 2: Sausage-shaped, but lumpy
Type 3: Like a sausage but with cracks on its surface
Type 4: Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft
Type 5: Soft blobs with clear cut edges (passed easily)
Type 6: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool
Type 7: Watery, no solid pieces (entirely liquid)
Types 1 and 2 indicate constipation, with 3 and 4 being the "ideal stools" especially the latter, as they are the easiest to pass. 5-7 being further tending towards diarrhoea.So... I had a type four poop this morning! So now you know! ;D N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 12, 2006 9:23:02 GMT
I had a type four poop this morning! So now you know! ;D N. I ACTUALLY scrolled back up the page to see which one number 4 was!  |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 12, 2006 9:26:52 GMT
;D Well aren't YOU the one interested in my motions?
However Mr. S - I do draw the line at taking a photo - so you'll just have to take my word for it!
;D
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P.S. From your last efforts - sounds like you had a compilation of types 4-7!
;D
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 12, 2006 9:28:19 GMT
Oh aye. mine was a proper mixed bag!
No photos please. We get the idea with the diagrams!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 12, 2006 12:24:47 GMT
;D Don't worry... it's not happening!
You'll have to wait until my book comes out:
'Prodigious Dog Eggs I Have Laid' - Thames Methuen. Hardback.
;D
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 12, 2006 16:03:26 GMT
Will Waterstones be stocking it?
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Post by The Collector on Sept 12, 2006 20:16:33 GMT
Forward by Lou Reed
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Post by The Collector on Sept 12, 2006 20:20:43 GMT
Columbo's writeing it now...While he's on a roll
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gareth
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Post by gareth on Sept 12, 2006 20:26:30 GMT
i had 1 thismorning at 7 oclock befor i went to work
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 12, 2006 21:18:26 GMT
Ah but what SORT was it Gareth?
;D
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P.S. Anyone want a copy of me book - let me know.
I'm flushed with success at the moment!
;D
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gareth
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Post by gareth on Sept 12, 2006 21:23:44 GMT
it wuz a corn 1
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 12, 2006 21:24:42 GMT
;D On the cob or 'Green Giant'?
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Post by gareth on Sept 12, 2006 21:27:58 GMT
on the cob
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