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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 12, 2006 21:51:18 GMT
P.S. Anyone want a copy of me book - let me know. I'm flushed with success at the moment! ;D No thanks. It's just full of shit!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 13, 2006 11:02:50 GMT
Howw derr yew!
;D
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 15, 2006 17:40:38 GMT
Not been on here for a couple of days, but I HAVe been on the bog, several times.
Had some garlic bread the other night (GARLIC BREAD?) Yes!
Now I love the stuff, but it don't like me. At 4.30 the following morning, I was awoken by a massive cramp in my guts, needless to say, a quick dash to the bog. When I got there, nothing. Had to wait 20 minutes. Managed a few bits, but continued later with an attack of the '2 bob bits'.
It got that bad, I had to have a scoop of 'Kaolin' mixture to put a stop to it, which it did until dinner time the following day.
So there you go!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 15, 2006 20:39:06 GMT
Well I've had two today and I want another... as soon as Mrs. Columbo's done having a bath I'm in there!
No... not sh*tting in the bath!
I'm...
Well, work it out!
;D
N.
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 15, 2006 21:55:54 GMT
I can't believe this thread's got to 4 pages of shit so far. (literally!)
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 16, 2006 8:57:42 GMT
Yep... strange how scatologically interesting this all is. ;D Now look up "copraphilia" - din't get it mixed up with "coprophagia" though - that sort of thing is in bad taste! ;D N.
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 16, 2006 13:11:02 GMT
Had a couple of express deliveries this morning. The type that is there as soon as you sit down. No need for a magazine or book. The 2nd one was a double-flusher!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 16, 2006 18:24:48 GMT
Oh hey - you have to watch them!
And 'bum-splash' too - proper Barnes-Wallace jobs!
;D
N.
P.S. Laid a couple of good uns meself today!
;D
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 22, 2006 15:57:36 GMT
Here... I'm worried about you all - has no-one had a cack since the 16th?
Crikey - that's not good - come on - get posting or else I'll have summat prescribed for you all!
;D
N.
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 23, 2006 13:37:43 GMT
I was going to give you an update the other day but forgot. But for the record, I've been sticking to my average of 3 poos per day. We've had to re-stock the bog rolls this week too. The supplies were running low the other day. It was getting to that stage where we had to use both sides so we didn't run out. We're alright now though. Fully stocked and now able to play 'Andrex Puppies' again!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 23, 2006 21:48:03 GMT
Phew!
I was getting worried there!
;D
Nice to see you're still on the job!
;D
N.
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Post by The Collector on Sept 23, 2006 21:50:44 GMT
Phew! I was getting worried there! ;D Nice to see you're still on the job! ;D N. On the Job and having a Poo...kinky!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 23, 2006 22:11:20 GMT
Could be worse...
Cleveland Steamer?
;D
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Post by The Collector on Sept 23, 2006 22:12:38 GMT
Ain't he in family guy?
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 23, 2006 22:19:55 GMT
lol, that's where I first heard of that term - Peter mentions it when dressed as a prostitute.
And... thanks to the miracle of the Internet - I found out what one was!
Crikey, you learn summat new every day!
;D
N.
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